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@peppercutsgrass I thought that was @jdfmccann

He don’t want that smoke.

A little short I made about Norm.

@EarlSkakel Scrolling past and thought I saw @stavvybaby

Golden Artists Entertainment Alumni Appreciation Day

@peppercutsgrass Damn I've had all of these

White trash lunch HOF nominees: 1. Gallon ziploc bag full of old pizza 2. Any Circle K grill items 3. 2 McDoubles and 1 McChicken 4. “I ain’t need no lunch till payday”

@BridgeMahone216 White lizzo

Makes me happy to see a curvy woman in the biz

@EricSpracklen @buc_eesbitch

The Fox News graphic merging the American and Israeli flag is absolutely disgusting to me.

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.

Don’t you think that, generally speaking, people just want to be left alone, to live their lives in peace? Let’s do that.

@peppercutsgrass @SteelHorseLive Tail Earnhardt is a sick ass name

@SteelHorseLive Meowcal Waltrip Tail Earnhardt Kitty Wallace Brad Catlowski Purrlin Marlin Shane Van Gispurrin Ross Catstain Steve Bark or Bark Martin (if it identifies as a dog)

While we were devastated about the loss of Bob Pawkrass, we got a call from my wife's friend about a stray in need of rescue last night. She has immediately imprinted on Colton. Need name suggestions.

@EarlSkakel @brockpierson Earl I always loved your appearances on Beach Cops back in the day. Tell DeWitt Slingblade says hi.

@brockpierson Earl Skakel

What comedian isn't even funny at all to you? I'll go first: Joe Rogan

@peppercutsgrass That Saddam Hussein has a nice smile, he seems like a sweet boy

Imagine hitting a large rock on the point of your tire

@EarlSkakel Sorry to hear that man, Lois was the goat

RIP to The GOAT of dogs Lois Skakel

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It’s wild how people down here talk about Katrina like the good old days. They pray for everything to be erased again, and it’s scary lol.

@_juan_popi @ABC Fuck that I'm trying to die over here

@ABC I don’t think healthcare is in there. People who smoke and drink and don’t take care of their health better start now.

BREAKING: The House Rules Committee voted 8-4 to advance the Senate-passed government funding package. It now goes to the House floor for consideration. Read more: abcnews.link/nSn2WRj

@cliftonaduncan He released an album on YouTube the day before yesterday. He still finds ways to keep albums distinct from one another too. Even released a kid friendly song about heavy equipment.

@cliftonaduncan Aesop Rock still holding it down