Ryan Waterson

@19MOT19 Only if my car is lopsided

Quick question, does anyone check their car tyres before they set off?

@paddypower @19MOT19

The Premier League is nearly back, which means it's not long until those annoying Fantasy Football bellends crawl out of the woodwork... #FPL

Those Conservative leadership candidates in full:

“Praising your Dad on Fathers Day for being a good dad?” “That's his job though, isn't it?"

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@19MOT19 That's my resting heartbeat. Think I need to get that checked out 😂

Heart rate at a stead 92bpm

As a tribute to the imperial work of Sean Dyche, here's the Burnley Way animation by @ben_pics that featured in our 2020 live shows...

Peter Walton would agree with the ref if he came home, found him in bed with his wife and was told he was just checking the tog rating on the duvet.

@19MOT19 Shh fat Frank might see this. He does his own research too ya know

I don’t think I’ll ever understand why he was given so much space. Why wasn’t their any game plan to either man mark him or at least flood the midfield to stop him playing. It’s either ignorance or over confidence from a tactical point of view. An Ancelotti failure I’m afraid.

@leondarrengreen Refs got it under control 😂

@leondarrengreen @LewisHamilton Public enemy number 1

@profphilbrown @RealBobMortimer Mavis has been found alive & well

Just the regular morning when you find a Tawny Owl in your lounge

@ralphineson @LUFC Its gonna be Born Slippy - Underworld youtu.be/3B8UJcbla0Q

Can we please bring this back as entrance music at Elland Road @lufc just heard it in a pub and the opening had the hairs on my neck standing up. #mot Emerson, Lake & Palmer - Fanfare For The Common Man youtu.be/c2zurZig4L8 via @YouTube

@leondarrengreen Wish I could get away with his at work. Just don't answer question if my boss won't like the answer

@leondarrengreen #ThingsLeeGreenWouldNeverSay

@leondarrengreen All the good ones you gotta pay for but your talking £30 for 6 months or £50 for 12 months and alot of them let you have a free trail for a couple of days to test it

@19MOT19 I was abit early then. For some reason I thought it was the 6th. Still no card tho

My birthday tomorrow... and to be frank, I care more about the 21st June.

@19MOT19 We shall see. Happy birthday anyway pal

@Ryoni1988 Not really sure mate, but you are right LUTV is a shambles

£10 a game is ridiculous. I am lucky enough to have a season ticket but to take advantage of fans like that is shocking.