𝐑𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞

i am not my father / no, you're worse.

Big strong slightly mean man who smokes tries to pretend he’s not smart. Your like pop eye.

…. Wait!! So your like Popeyes!

… you smell like it and it’s… quaffed

I made muffins! I’ve been handing them out to people at camp but no. You don’t want nerd muffins. And your lucky I’m nice and don’t list off facts about how hairspray is bad for you and your length of life

Then you will get no muffins. And what’s your cabins? A limp sword? A coward? Nerds are usually smart. Informative. Happy

Her eyebrows lift in surprise small smile slipping. “You could find that nerd isn’t an insult but… hello?”

“Ah yes, the most dangerous person at the party is always the girl sitting alone with a book.”

"No.."

"I'm actually pleasant."

For what?

Actually, I need to apologize to Dimitri ( doesnt want to )

"BOBBY I LOVE IT HERE." She's patting one and hugging another one. Giggling.