Ernie Hemingway

@Pitabilities you might want to consider a kid hot dog option. $8 for a plain hot dog is not going to bring parents to your truck.

Cowards die a hundred deaths. (I stole that from @2B_ornot_toB ) And fearless people will dance no matter who is looking.

Thank you mom for dressing me like a girl and making me the over-compensating manly man I am today. #aplittwit

But real men make their own luck through courage and determination.

“@lees2cents: All great and precious things are lonely"...in the rain. #aplittwit

@didisnutz That tree is still up. A real man would've taken his bull by the horns. #doittoit

@Mackenzie_Annn @estragonlovesdi Gatsby needs to get these party girls for his parties!!

@estragonlovesdi The only way I've seen Godot is after an evening of absinthe.

...Waiting for people to arrive at my party. #aplittwit

@idonthaveanose @PeetaBread8 Who is missing some good APLit conversation??

Have you ever shot at a charging lion?

@Durden_Tyler_FC I am the original fight club. The only difference is we talked about it. #justbeyou

@J_Valjean24601 Steal? I've seen death and courage and bravery all in the afternoon and often in the rain and it was true and honest.

"I'm afraid of the rain because sometimes I see me dead in it" Wow, I am an awesome writer.

“@turnipinpocket: @S0berHemingway ” Or up late writing a book you can't finish. #needFitztohelp

@Alicesrabithole I saw a white rabbit once after a night of drinking absinthe. #whyimnowsober #justsayno.

“@WestEggSwag: Oh hey there 😘😉😍 @MrsBuchanan20 #APlittwit #WestEgg” Man up! Take that woman.

To the man standing by your Ferrari: If you can't drive it into the jungle to hunt, it doesn't make you more of a man. #aplittwit