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@3YearLetterman You are the reason we call you "septic tanks"

@ScottMorrisonMP Mr President, I’m not sure how you do things in Vienna, but you need to thank America for inventing vaccines

Great news Australia! We did it! 80% of all Australians aged 16+ are now fully vaccinated. But let’s keep going. A huge thank you to everyone. This has been a massive national effort. Get your #COVID19 jab and help Australia to continue to safely reopen and stay safely open.

@swandane So much egg !

For all the simple people who are asking if 7 points is good is a half of football if you need me to answer that for you well then you are slower than I actually thought. (Great for the Unders though)

@9NewsQueensland @SophieUpcroft Parents setting a great example again ! What hope have these kids got ?

#WATCH: The shocking vision of parents engaged in a vicious brawl on the sideline of a children’s football game yesterday, before spilling onto the field. @SophieUpcroft reports. #9News

@FootyonNine At least he would be the president of the club he loves with a broken nose. No an ex president whos mouth dug a hole he couldnt get out of

"David Koch is sticking his nose into the AFL territory now - it's a big size nose, I hope he doesn't get it broken." 👀 The prison bar jumper feud shows no sign of ending. #9WWOS #AFL 9Soci.al/oIfz50EIapk

@captnAustralia @FootyonNine Didnt break any rules !

@FootyonNine They should be sanctioned they broke the rules and disrespected the AFL stop giving them a pass and do something about it

@9NewsQueensland @njkelly9 Not surprised, quality of driving in qld is disturbing ! Drive the m1 northbound at 5am !

Queensland is on track to record its worst road toll in almost a decade after a horror night on our roads. @njkelly9 #9News

@9NewsQueensland Importing workers to fill rural jobs might bring down unemployment but it wont bring down the amount of welfare recipients that should be doin it !

Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has defended the federal government's record debt and deficit levels, even as he confirms billions in new expenditure designed to drive unemployment to historic lows. #9News 9news.com.au/national/feder…

@9NewsQueensland Election promises have started

More than $350 million will be invested in women's health across the next four years as a part of the 2021 Federal Budget, Health Minister Greg Hunt has announced. #9News 9Soci.al/wkfi50EI8ry

@NoelBt @SophieUpcroft @9NewsQueensland Id love to see their reaction

@SophieUpcroft @9NewsQueensland stick em in hotel quarantine with the infected ppl - and dont give them a mask

Police arrest un-masked protesters attempting to stage an anti-vax demonstration in Brisbane on day 1 of lockdown. Pictures at 6 only on @9NewsQueensland

@SophieUpcroft @9NewsQueensland Wots worse anti-vaxers or covid 🤔

@9NewsQueensland Stick em on a plane then, simple Bye bye !

The Indian Cricket Board has reportedly declared that the team will not travel to Brisbane. #9News wwos.nine.com.au/cricket/indian…

@9NewsQueensland Prob used her insta mole lips like a suction cup 😁

A girl has been filmed clinging to the wrong side of a highrise balcony during a photoshoot on the Sunshine Coast. #9News 9news.com.au/national/queen…

@9NewsQueensland Cant fix stupid, but the roo had a go to his credit !

WATCH: A New South Wales man has copped a kick from a MASSIVE kangaroo whilst trying to move the animal on from his backyard! #9News

@Chickey_Nugget @cooperhefner Cant fix stupid

Southern California is under new stay at home orders. This isn’t about liberty or individual freedom. This is about ICU capacity and preventing unnecessary loss of life. Let’s encourage one another to follow these measures while we continue down this road together.

@SDC772 @9NewsAUS You cant tell americans anything unless they want to hear it !

@9NewsAUS What is it the Americans DON'T UNDERSTAND about COVID-19. Seriously i just don't get it.

#BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani has tested positive to COVID-19. 9Soci.al/ke4I50CE6Qs #9News

@9NewsGoldCoast What a infant, how this spud was put in charge of a country is beyond belief 😂

U.S President Donald Trump has fired his Director of Cybersecurity over Twitter, after he declared the U.S election was not rigged. More details: 9Soci.al/RNmU30rky8m #9News

@WorldofOutlaws @BradSweet49 Sportsmanship award for crew members helping other cars etc, one guy stands òut every year

🚨GIVE AWAY ALERT🚨 These hats were made only for 2020 champ @BradSweet49 & his crew, but 🤫 we got one... AND it’s signed by Sweet. —Tell us something new you’d like to see from the Outlaws in 2021 & the person with the best answer wins the hat. 🕰Deadline is Friday night.

@OzraeliAvi Hope he hasnt multiplied !!!!!

OH NO!! I've been called out again! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@9NewsGoldCoast Deflection

Gladys Berejiklian says she is "mortified" by suggestions Queensland could reopen its border to Victorians before the rest of New South Wales. #9News 9news.com.au/national/coron…

@cogga16 @ZachZ47487640 @JeffreyGuterman @realDonaldTrump @cogga16 dont waste your time they are too pig headed to wear a mask let alone entertain a lockdown

@ZachZ47487640 @JeffreyGuterman @realDonaldTrump I’ve been in lockdown in melbourne (Australia if you’re not sure) for a few months and we have now had 11 consecutive days of 0 new cases.. so please tell me how lockdowns don’t work..

STOCK MARKET UP BIG, VACCINE COMING SOON. REPORT 90% EFFECTIVE. SUCH GREAT NEWS!