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This is a lucky tweet! Don't pass this lucky tweet without rting it, liking it, or calling your therapist, otherwise your luck will be bad, REAL bad, and you will be visited by Bug, the Very Bad Frog (VBF) TONITE!!!! Do not dilly dally act NOW

@lexirastelli That's a great dress!!

Keep Kendrick's name out of your mouth. Pitch Perfect 3 was a perfect movie.

@realdummyworm YOOOO 😍 noice

The Radical Left doesnt want to accept this, but it's true: The Class War will NOT be solved by taxing the wealthy. Wealth inequity will NOT be solved by "Eating the Rich." The only way forward- for all of us- is to send me money so I can do all it from the inside i promise

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@megmoore017 Me also ❤

I’m tired of black men being hashtags #TyreNichols

Anyone have a spare adapter? (cheetos-->USB)

@RoxyGeers Dayum, good service!! Usually you gotta pay for that shit!!

My managers when I threaten to bite people: 😂😂😂😂 My managers when I actually bite people: 😢😢😢😢😢😢

@nicktwardzik_ Wait I have a great idea for a musical

i am covered in dirt and glitter

@gimmickannoying I blow my brains out in front of the gimmick account and the person who is in this photo, forever changing the trajectory of their lives

@nicktwardzik_ Well at least let me tell you about all the exposition that's been happening recently, with the Space bandits blocking the road up north and the Space King mysteriously vanished. There's so much that I can't believe happened. Did you know a drink of unobtanium can heal 3 points o

@SAAAM_III_AAAAM no i dont think they have that around here. shame. ill keep an eye out though thanks

ideally i could go to the bar and order something called the sludge and it would look and smell and taste exactly how it sounds and would kill me instantly

Yes an apple a day keeps the doctor away... but it won't save you from the Apple Man

@BadBoyCroy Been that way since i was a kid. They used to talk about my neighborhood like there were shootings there every day. Took a while for me to actually realize that they meant my townhome complex, quiet boring ass middle class suburb

The funniest alpha white male trait in America right now is being proudly afraid of all American cities.

Asap's Fables? Why, yes, of course! Gather around, children. Let me see.. Ah yes, here we go. Ahem... "I love bad bitches that's my fuckin problem

You're telling me they did surgery on a laser eye? Eyeeeee can't believe that

@leemdias Omg you are not a dirtbag

Shorty is at the club doing math, as a gift to everyone. It's the thot that counts

@chip_and_HALE13 Thought you were an ally? Unfollowed

h*gh and gonna watch the De*r Ev*n H*nsen on HBOMax