ᅠ ᅠᅠ ❚ M͟𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐅E͜͡𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐇 ֪֪
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ᅠ ᅠᅠ ❚ M͟𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐅E͜͡𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐇 ֪֪
@SADlSTICZ

i don’t WANT to do media day i want to SLEEP

i’m going to do a line in front of the fia president and tell the press that you prescribed it

don't care + didn't ask + my tail wags when you call me pretty

i “ run my mouth ” because that is what i do all the time, not because i dislike you. you aren’t special.

i’m very good. i can be good. i just maybe don’t like you.

impressive number. how do you handle three thousand patients .ᐣ between the two of us, i like tacos more than sushi anyway.

i would maybe not be so combative if you were not always — ( pink-cheeked and indignant. ) you do not make it easy for me to want to get along with you !

… dinner .ᐣ i guess i do. what the hell else have i got going on .ᐣ where are we going for dinner .ᐣ

that isn't fair ! i don't force you to do anything. you don't have to do anything but— but what you were hired to do ! you act like i'm a dog.

yeah, sure. don’t sign me up for any scam calls, alright .ᐣ

definitely not mine. the rest of the world’s, maybe.

oh boy i wonder why. must be so nice to be everybody’s favorite.

do you not think our relationship is perfect already ?

GO AWAY

fucking hell man, seriously .ᐣ i’m never gonna escape that asshole.


