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Well fucking look at that America, one little mass shooting and a week later military-style semi-automatic and assault rifles are fucking banned in New Zealand. A country that can mourn and do gun control at the same time? #NewZealand #NRA

Teacher : What do you want to be when you grow up? @theresa_may : The Prime Minister! Teacher: Please fucking dont.

Having a fucking shit day? Contemplating suicide? Well, at least you are not @theresa_may

“Do you have a generator?” has become the new “Do you have WiFi?” #EskomLoadshedding #LoadShedding

If you feel like having a good fucking day WATCH: SA trio gets golden buzzer on Greece Got Talent channel24.co.za/TV/News/watch-…? shared via @Channel24

According to some reports, Uncle Floyd is teaching us you don't have to be a politician in power to steal people's fucking money.

No one saw Tito becoming fucking finance minister, well played Mr President, well fucking played. Also good luck to Tito, we rooting for you.

Did you fucking link arms? #Springboks

If you are going to the game tomorrow, remember to fucking link arms for our National Anthem. #linkarms #Springboks

Cyril's plan to stimulate the economy: stop fucking stealing and fucking shit up. #HeIsNotWrong.

What does Ronaldo do fucking more of? #Ronaldo

Dagga is fucking legal. Would tweet more about it, but these fucking dragons flying around my head say I must not. #DaggaDecision

Getting a blow job from two fucking Swedish models while driving a McLaren is not even close the feeling you get when the Bokke beat the All Black's at home.

My vokkie vok.

Wallaby Nick Phipps has been stripped of the Waratahs club captaincy and fined $3 000 for urinating on the bar of a Sydney pub while dressed in a cow costume. Personally, I think that is fucking comedy gold! We have all been that guy at some point.

Is this account fucked?

Well done to Faf proving our last tweet fucking wrong. #SAvAUS

Tip for the Wanderers faithful, if you want to watch Faf bat, don't go fucking piss while he is walking to the pitch. #SAvsAUS

Does anyone else think Supersport showing WWE on their channels is like watching soft porn on youporn?We know it's not fucking real.

Did David Warner need a step ladder when he got down off his fucking high horse?