Solo Pablo

@BaronJa64405012 @KenithVelcro @DarkTube There is bad people everywhere. It's a great city. I lived there for 7 months and always felt safe. I miss it alot.

@KenithVelcro @DarkTube You actually considered a vacation there?

An Argentine influencer who denounces criminals was threatened and beaten while being filmed; he was shot at point-blank range. The constitutional reforms have not yet arrived.

@ChrisMartzWX I live in South America. In Buenos Aires, there are two airports. You never see any trails. The sky is always clear with natural-looking clouds. Same here in Asuncion. No trails and the airport is close. Portland, Oregon, and the sky is littered with lines. Why the difference?

Because I don’t believe in “chemtrails”? lol, you’re at the peak of Mt. Stupid.

@Bonthoux @hispanicnomad Until you are in it.🤣🤣

@SAGreenGringo @hispanicnomad Manageable

Paraguay 🇵🇾 myths vs reality after living here for over a year. Both the good and the bad The good stuff people undersell: - It's CALM. Like actually calm. Not "oh it's quieter than New York" calm. Genuinely peaceful; I can hear birds chirping outside my window - The expat community is way more active than I expected. There are enough people here now that there's always something happening. Dinners, events, meetups... I've only ever experienced something like this in Chiang Mai and Bali - Entertainment options keep popping up. New restaurants, new spots, new things to do... It's still a small city but it's growing fast The annoying stuff nobody warns you about: - When it rains, the city stops. Roads flood, so plans get canceled. You learn to always have a backup - Holidays mean EVERYTHING closes. And I mean everything. You better have planned ahead - Travel logistics are legitimately a hassle. I'm lucky because I mostly fly to Madrid or other parts of South America where there are direct flights. But if you need to go anywhere else? Good luck Look, it's not the tax paradise utopia some people sell it as... But it's not the third-world nightmare others claim it is It's just a small city with trade-offs like anywhere else But if those trade-offs work for you? It works really well

@Bonthoux @hispanicnomad 3 or 4 times a year.

@hispanicnomad How often do you get show stopping rainfall?

@hispanicnomad When it rains in Asuncion and Bolt drivers are on their way to pick you up.

@nowshattered @washghost1 People always think the car goes back to the dealership. It doesn't. It goes to the bank who financed the loan. Then they send it to the auction. The dealership will never see that car again, unless it is a first payment default and then maybe.

@washghost1 the dealership will return the favor by not using lube while they fuck him in the courtroom

Dude couldn’t afford the payment and knew his car was getting repossessed so he decided to destroy it

@operativplaka @FuerzaAereaCol Maybe donated? They do that. Here in Asuncion Paraguay the busses and stoplights are donated by Taiwan.

@FuerzaAereaCol Momento, la FAC está comprando vehículos hechos en China?

Patrullajes aéreos y terrestres refuerzan la seguridad de Cali en Semana Mayor. La #FuerzaAeroespacial🇨🇴 despliega todas sus capacidades para proteger a propios y turistas.
Desde la Base Aérea Marco Fidel Suárez, se monitorean puntos estratégicos en tiempo real, garantizando control y respuesta oportuna. ➡️bit.ly/3PHEMJT #EMAVI #ViajeSeguro #SiempreFirmes

@AnnaDsays I can totally understand why you are angry. You are old and getting close to 50. So you know that your days are over and your looks are diminishing. All you will have to keep you company are five cats. I understand and sympathize for you.

@SAGreenGringo Just go back to sucking Dave’s dick.

Shut the fuck up, you fucking idiot. I grew up in Titusville, Florida. Our classes went outside for every launch. I watched it. I heard it. I felt it. Everyone in my area felt it in one way or another. Fuck you for dismissing that. Still one of the worst days my life.

@Scotian82 @Gringopaisa19 @Paisa19811 I was shocked after leaving Colombia and going to Ecuador. All they drink is instant. Same when I went to Iquitos Peru.

@Gringopaisa19 @Paisa19811 Cello Rojo Bro😎 Only the finest Colombian Coffee for me! 🇨🇴🤣

Only Colombia 🇨🇴 would have a primo coffee aisle like this (Exito supermarket). I remember when there were few speciality options. Now over half the selections are speciality. Whats your favorite store bought cafe? Mine is ‘Amor Perfecto’ - Huila & Pergamino Inza.

@SteveLovesAmmo Obviously the primer hasn't been struck. Other than that. On point.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡

This sounds like something CNN would do.

@CieloBonit You know, after that day. NASA stood for Need Another Seven Astronauts

If you went to elementary school in the 80s, you are too traumatized to watch hyped-up rocket launches. I know I am.

@MidEarthCrypto @hispanicnomad Did you like it there? Is it really loud? I lived in Manta for 6 months and thought about going to Montanita or olon.

@hispanicnomad 12 months in Montañita, Ecuador.

Just found out that a friend of mine has been staying at an Airbnb for 3 YEARS here in Paraguay Crazy stuff. What has been your longest Airbnb stay?

@toobaffled Who is ever alive, please step forward... Not so fast there Sam... Not so fast.

Many of those people who cursed at us for NOT getting the jab have now left this world to prove us right.

@Scotian82 At Uni Centro across the street from the college in Laureles. In front of the Exito.

@SAGreenGringo In Medellin yes, on the coast NOT SO MUCH 🤣

Very Welcoming Burger Restaurant in Laureles, Medellin 🇨🇴🍔🤣

@Scotian82 I love that park. I would go in the mornings after getting coffee from Juan Valdez. The dog park there is cool too. The Colombian people love their dogs.

@SAGreenGringo PRIMER PARQUE BR0!

@Scotian82 Here are a couple more in Medellin.😆😆😆

@hispanicnomad I live in Asuncion. I like it here. It is safe, but you have to be honest. It can get boring.

The best cities in Latin America for cost of living, according to Numbeo's 2025 index 🇵🇾 Asunción, Paraguay 🇧🇴 Santa Cruz, Bolivia 🇳🇮 Managua, Nicaragua 🇪🇨 Quito, Ecuador 🇭🇳 Tegucigalpa, Honduras 🇧🇴 Cochabamba, Bolivia 🇪🇨 Guayaquil, Ecuador 🇵🇪 Lima, Peru 🇨🇴 Medellín, Colombia 🇦🇷 Buenos Aires, Argentina People focus on the top 3 and assume it means dangerous or boring They're wrong on both counts. They're just cheap AND livable, which is a combination most of the world can't offer

@iris_seraphina That guy hit everything but the lottery.

Yikes! 😳 And here I was thinking the white car parked too damn close to the wall. 🤣