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Guess I’ll just do my job

@ohheytimbo 💀💀💀💀💀💀

@SAMTETSOS ED ROGERS TED ROGERS RED ROGERS NED ROGERS FRED ROGERS ZEDD ROGERS SHEDD ROGERS BRED ROGERS...

When the leafs win it’s gonna say Rogers unlimited data plans starting at $99.99

@jimmydoesbc @Carolina_2463 😂

@SAMTETSOS @Carolina_2463 Idiot can’t even hold the stick properly smh

@jimmydoesbc @Carolina_2463

@SAMTETSOS @Carolina_2463 And yet that’ll have contributed more to a cup than Dundon kids and his dog did…

@BenAvery44 🫡

@SAMTETSOS Well done sir

Will.i.am.not

@MadelnCanada @HKYJersey @EricTetsos

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If you think this was bad luck, Seattle’s guys all showed up with Mariners jerseys.

he beat the curse

Teardrop tattoo under his nose

Yankees pitcher has god bless me tattooed on his neck this guys ready to sneeze at any moment

When you spill your pop the rest of it tastes worse

Started an office job… I forgot what it felt like to be full of farts for 8 hours.

@TheSlowBurn I saw a huge POO at Dufferin and king yesterday (more than usual)

I saw a Platoon of fare inspectors or a P.O.O.P. If you will

It’s crazy mansions have offices in them like bro stop working you did it

I wish I had more followers

Taking the goo train to old cummer

The “GO” in the GO train stands for government of Ontario, so technically it’s a goo train

@TheSlowBurn The pasta

This Béchamel sauce I’m making for my pasta has me ecstatic.