Shamu Eleyin
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@Pamilerin You sha don't like Portable.
Wetin he do you?
Pity his wives o
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Small Doctor vs Portable.
October 1st.
All my money on small doctor
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One day, when the poor have nothing more to eat, they will start eating the rich.
Daoptimist⚓🌊🔥✨@GallantDaletian
This boy and his two friends kidnapped a neighbor’s child and demanded a 30 million naira ransom. The boy who entered the house to pick up the child was well known and trusted by the family, which gave him easy access. After abducting the child, they handed him over to a notorious criminal known as “Catchfire” in the Kabala-Nariya axis of Kaduna demanding a 30 million naira ransom. CC:@secmxx
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That’s the first mistake you make as a man, marrying into a poor family. You are finished.
Sparkle💫@Neliswa_Nelli
Guys, does the financial status of the family you're marrying into matter?
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@TheYemiKing @Letter_to_Jack Na dem @proactivflexman and @EyanEledumare mode operandi be that. Awon 40 plus onishina 😆
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@Letter_to_Jack Caveat: this only works if you are physically active.
Now imagine your 40s 😁.
E get why men in their 40s cheat the most 😭
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You think you have high libido in your 20s, just wait for the shock you’ll get in your mid 30s.
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Under no circumstance should we still be hearing generator sounds all around in 2026 bro
Imaging battling to survive this economy, only to still be bothering about electricity in this age and time
Nigeria is a failure.. And it will not be well with all you supporting this admin
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@Shola_dlb @q_mesioye Three times conductors have forgotten to collect fare from me, three times, I give them just as I'm alighting.
Money will end in this world.
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I mistakenly sent 2,300 naira for a product instead of 23,000 naira this afternoon to a vendor at his shop. What’s funny is that I left the shop without the seller noticing, and I didn’t realize it myself until tonight. I had been busy editing since I got home and hadn't needed to make any transfers until I went to buy data.
I noticed I had extra cash, even though I thought I’d spent 23,000 Naira earlier. Knowing that money doesn't just appear in my account out of nowhere only when I’m being paid for a job, I checked my transactions and saw the 2,300 Naira. I realized then that I hadn't fully paid for the product.
I rushed back to the shop immediately not long ago to see if the person was still there. I found him and explained what happened. He had already noticed the error, and I could see the joy on his face seeing me return.. he was so happy he even offered to buy me a drink. Imagine if I were the type to just see it as “Luck”… the seller would have lost that money.
I’m so happy I returned to complete my payment.
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Naija men too useless.
You go dey UK where Latina ashawo na £50, European ashawo cost £40, Japanese and Chinese max £70...
But na naija ashawo and fwb wey cost £400 with bad attitude and dirty wig una go de die for. God go punish all of una! 😭😭😖
Don Jay of Arsenal@Donjaytrix001
Pay ashawo empty ur balls Una foolish for that UK no be small
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No, it isn’t. Prostitution has always existed.
Nothing wrong with paying for sex if it’s consensual & within your budget.
The one thing you shouldn’t pay for is LOVE.
ayo ？@ayblaack
paying for sex is the lowest thing you can do as a man
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Still trying to be classist ontop gbese
Won ti shepe fun wa
brudda Ope@opexvi
Might be unpopular but when you’re calling someone out for owing you please let it be an amount that is worth it.
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@SAN_DEEN @TheYemiKing @proactivflexman Probably. Yes. And that's if all other options failed. That's how much I don't rate them.
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This is not their first time. They allegedly killed a girl they invited for a hookup in 2025. After killing her, they still collected ₦300k from her family, because they needed money to pay some bills.
They dumped her body not far from their house. An innocent man who lives close to that area was wrongly arrested and has been in prison since 2025, facing trial.
Thankfully, the innocent man will be freed, and these boys will now face two different cases.
They worn the Thompson clothes 💔💔💔
Idanssssssss@Nimisioluwa
Tragic Incident in Lagos: 17-Year-Old Boy Allegedly Killed by Friends A heartbreaking incident has emerged from Lagos involving the tragic death of a 17-year-old boy, reportedly killed by individuals believed to be his friends. According to reports, the teenager was lured and kidnapped by the suspects, who allegedly planned to extort money from his family. They initially demanded a ransom running into millions of naira, assuming his family could afford it. However, in a shocking turn of events, the boy was reportedly killed by his captors. His body was later discovered dumped in a canal in the Ibeju-Lekki area. Investigations suggest the suspects proceeded to demand ransom from the family even after the victim had been killed. Law enforcement authorities have since arrested those allegedly involved, and further investigations are ongoing. This tragic case highlights the growing concerns around youth involvement in violent crimes, betrayal among peers, and the devastating consequences of greed.
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@SAN_DEEN @TheYemiKing @proactivflexman I can't stand them. We are different, so I don't roll with them. I find them immature, and their outlook on life is just vastly different. I don't know how people my age date them. Probably okay for a quickie here and there, but nothing serious for long-term. Adelebo for the win.
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Na today Chelsea fans go understand why hunter no dey enter forest by 3pm.😂
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Micheal Carrick has not just presided over a remarkably easy UCL qualification for United,he's also presided over the calmest period in United's recent tempestous history.INEOS should focus on strengthening the squad & backroom,not looking for a new manager.He's earned his shot.
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There are sugar daddies for every level. Even keke riders get sugar baby
OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder)@Phatbabeluuu
Just as many women believe that they will marry rich men that’s the same way many men believe they will be rich to be sugar daddies 😌
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