Daviiiid | Dissect with Dave

Who am i when noone is watching, i am who i am when i am who i am, who i am is always who i am.

Normalize losing arguments on purpose so you can go on with your day.

Don’t forget to overthink the best case scenario too.

Americans as soon as they arrive to a coffee shop in Europe

When you rise, nothing can stop you not even yourself, ascension is certainly, constancy that is, same same always presence presently, in the moment, everyday ascend by a measure, growth, inevitable, see through, pierce, penetrate, sharp, as transparency, as opposite, towards...

@KgoshiYaDustySA @Mrovablaz @ramalokot

@Mrovablaz @ramalokot First question ukuthi ungubani? Coz I clearly said “ Razo” ungubani wena ? Marete a Papago

My fellow 🇿🇦 mySol is in the league of bo Robert Gumede, Patrice Motsepe, Xumani Maxele, Jabu Moloketi and Rual Khoza, Sandile Zungu, etc., ...not bo-Vusi Thembekwayo

@KgoshiYaDustySA @ramalokot hahaha 😆

@ramalokot Watseba o mathatha

@King1830747 @StivovoZA @ramalokot narrating Jesus story, are we.

@StivovoZA @ramalokot Somone needs to speak to him. All this attention is not necessary, it invites eyes. Even if he has nothing to hide.

@pumpkinangel09 @ramalokot @makinkuna

@ramalokot @makinkuna Just remember that the Sundowns Captain and Goal keeper comes from Gqeberha 😜😜

@_BNSL @Teezy2020 @AlexMapane72804 over the herd

@Teezy2020 @AlexMapane72804 1 loud car at a time is obviously different to a convoy of loud cars

Black Coffee thought he bought a house in a quiet neighbourhood for when he wants to relax 😭😭😭 Now he is gonna wake up to the sounds of seven G63s idling and men screaming "My Sol! My Sol!" everytime their boss burps 😭

once you see it, you can't unsee it.

If your wife doesn't have baby trapping ambitions, she's not really your wife. An unhinged woman willing to give birth just to maintain a permanent spiritual link to you whilst creating life that reminds her of you every time she looks at her child. Loves you in the purest way.

Japan is living in 2050

Security guards are clean people

I am traveling to Singapore

it was Eve who wanted sex. Let this be clear.

Wiping your back after helping yourself, min of 5 wet wipes, or nothing.

if wishes were horses, burgers would ride.

Consider how hard it is to change yourself, and you will understand how foolish it is to think that you can change someone else

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