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@SBloodfall40684
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Elysium Katılım Ekim 2024
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@nelson9mx This is not funny. Sounds like your friend was a real asshole.
He initiated that shit and he should have taken responsibility and not abandoned the girl in such a humiliating circumstance.
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Let me gist you guys about one of my guy’s experiences with anal s3x. It’s actually too funny. 🤣
So my guy wanted to try anal s3x for the first time with one of his babes back then. He booked a hotel room for them, and at some point he asked her if she had ever tried it before. She said no, but that she was willing to give it a try.
Everything was going fine. They were both in the mood, kissing intensely, and things got heated. He tried going in carefully, but the moment he inserted his gbola, she screamed loudly. My guy got scared immediately and pulled back because he didn’t want it to look like he was about to injure somebody’s daughter.
But as he pulled away, things took a very embarrassing turn.
The girl blast hot shit on top bed and the hotel bedspread and my guy got stained. 😭
My guy quickly rushed to the bathroom, came back, and told the girl he wanted to get something they could use to clean the bed. Omo… that was how this boy escaped completely. Till today, he still doesn’t know how the girl managed to leave that hotel on her own. 😭🤣
Ayo 💗💐@ayolovesblue
I’ve tried anal sex and vaginal sex, and I recommend anal sex.
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@IdkBoutYov @Mali00T_T @warrie2021 How do you adapt to being held still by debris?
What does that even mean?
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@Mali00T_T @SBloodfall40684 @warrie2021 Mahoraga adapted to being held still by debris, he’d adapt be being held still by cursed speech just as fast if not faster
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@ThatSuccess_ It might not mean anything to you but those jobs mean the world to those mamas.
GIF
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@KINGPINPAPII @warrie2021 Bro, how is this even a counter to what he said🤣?
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BREAKING🚨: President Tinubu Reduces Fuel Price from ₦1,350 to ₦600 in 17 States Including FCT Effective Tuesday, April 7 Abuja April 6, 2026 President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has ordered an immediate cut in fuel price from ₦1,350 to ₦600 per litre across 17 states, including the Federal Capital Territory (FCT).The reduction takes immediate effect from Tuesday, April 7, 2026.
The President directed the NNPCL and all marketers to comply without delay, warning of severe sanctions for non-compliance. The move is aimed at easing the burden on Nigerians during the Easter period.Affected states include FCT, Lagos, Rivers, Kano, Oyo, Kaduna, Enugu, Anambra, Akwa Ibom, Delta, Edo, Ogun, Osun, Abia, Imo, Benue, and Plateau. Motorists have welcomed the announcement as a timely Easter relief.Happy Easter to all Nigerians! #TinubuCares #RenewedHope


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@Adordev_ @Theoladeledada Does what you wrote up there make any sort of sense to you?
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@Theoladeledada Imagine being a grown man still crying about mommy and daddy being right. Why do men like you treat relocation like a favor she owes you? Is she a human or just an investment you failed to manage? You are the problem, not the move.
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A man recounts the hardships of relocating his wife to the UK, describing it as a highly challenging experience. He urges other men to understand their partner's character thoroughly before taking such steps and admits that ignoring his parents' advice has contributed to the problems he now faces.
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@IdkBoutYov @warrie2021 "Whether he's standing still or not is irrelevant.
That has nothing to do with the question I ANSWERED."
Question I answered, not asked.
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@SBloodfall40684 @warrie2021 I read again and you still didn’t ask anything
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@IdkBoutYov @warrie2021 Try reading that comment one last... carefully.
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@SBloodfall40684 @demigod_zen_ @warrie2021 The problem is mahoraga is a techniqe so his "power level" isnt changing with time so its fair to use
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@SBloodfall40684 @warrie2021 You didn’t ask anything and yuta gets fucked to death
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@zToinky Going by this logic then, why doesn't MCU Hulk possess the abilities of World War Hulk?
Why doesn't MCU Thor possess the abilities of Rune King Thor.
If their comics feat automatically applied to them, they wouldn't have lost a single battle in the MCU.
Who's stupid here?🙆
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@SBloodfall40684 The characters that i have given you are established characters for you to say that just because they haven't done the powers they have in the comics in the big screen doesn't mean they cant do it, thats just stupid
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@SBloodfall40684 Celestials are the gods of the universe creator of everything, and yeah Also Eternity is in the MCU jts not even a celestial its higher than that so, if zeno is higher than the eternity and a group of space goods like the celestials go ahead
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@SBloodfall40684 yeah i will until you search them cause the crutch you have is Zeno, Franklin Richards is way more powerful than Zeno in every possible way
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@SBloodfall40684 Okay then no manga too, MCU still blows anime out of the water, Franklin Richards, The Celestials, Dormammu, Loki, and Scarlet Witch are still in the MCU
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