El Falosofo Aristolete

es la transición de como se fue haciendo evil

goodluck!

Tuchel, Ancelotti y Luis Enrique ganaron 5 de las últimas 6 ediciones de champions En ese mismo periodo todos entrenaron a Kylian Mbappe y el nunca la ganó

El Arsenal se convirtió en el primer SUBCAMPEÓN invicto de la historia. Estoy llorando, es el dato más Arsenal de toda la historia.

We'll come back stronger @Arsenal 🫂❤️

Deep thoughts 🤔

Las mujeres son todas feministas hasta que les insertan el pene correcto y vuelven a la configuración de fábrica

This is what the older generations should try and do more often

the cuckquarium

Villains are not born, they are made

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Excelente video que nos demuestra la reacción en cadena en un incendio

Met a guy on the bus who was explaining that that he likes to ride public transit to try and meet women because a woman who has made enough poor life decisions to be forced to take the bus might make another one and date him

ummm las españolas tienen los pezones feos

i have 24 hours per day, I sleep for 4 hours, play for 2 hours and use the remaining 18 hours to regret calling him my father

Who is a Star Wars fan? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

@luiantonioperu @Mercadona La gente no se da cuenta que si fuera Estados Unidos ya hubieras ganado la demanda y fueras millonario.

Hola @Mercadona he comprado un bote de albodingas, he seguido las instrucciones al pie, pone que el recipiente es apto para microondas, pues nada me ha dado por meter la lata y el microondas ha salido explotando

🚨⚪️ Oliver Kahn on Enrique Riquelme and the Real Madrid election: 🗣️ “The upcoming Real Madrid election will be a very important one, but honestly, if I were the fans, this decision would be very easy for me.” 🗣️ “There’s one person who thinks he’s better for the job, and there’s another who already knows the job and has spent many years doing great work for the club.” 🗣️ “I really don’t understand how you try to convince fans to vote for you just because you want more Madrid players representing Spain national football team at the next World Cup.” 🗣️ “Madrid is not a club only for Spanish players. The greatness of the club comes from having world class players from many nations. That identity is part of Real Madrid.” 🗣️ “Promises about bringing only Spanish players to the club are not enough to win an election. For me, this would be a very simple choice.”

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