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Oasis are so in demand

Reform won my constituency 🥲

Richard E. Grant on celebrity traitors is music to my ears

@gateway_71 Alfie’s had his done just no polish

Men are so scared of the concept of getting nails done like it isn’t called a MANicure?

@hepimp I think they’d both have a lovely time

@SCRATCHURMETAL him and Mikey Rourke need a boys day out to the salon.

4 London dates and not even playing anywhere in Ireland is craaaaazy

@hepimp Charlie boy needs to embrace the MANicure more than anyone

Orange Cruzcampo is so tasty. Reminds me of kwenchy kups

Why did they rebrand Kronenbourg as 1664? Woke

@littlebookfae But primary school they weren’t even allowed

@littlebookfae They didn’t go as far as removing batteries but they were definitely turned off in our bags and any sight of them meant you had to get your parents down to get it from the office

@briuhtyl It defo wasn’t a localised thing even back then

@SCRATCHURMETAL Localised banning of phones vs national banning of phones is not the same thing, which is why it’s newsworthy

@briuhtyl Just the banning of phones has always been a thing

@SCRATCHURMETAL You don’t know why government policy is newsworthy ?

pov: u listen to 5sos in 2014 and u can't escape these pictures

@DF97678 I would but I don’t want to look like a child

@SCRATCHURMETAL Take it as a compliment

Guys, I thought you had to be 16 to buy paracetamol… why am I getting id’d at 24!?!?!

Release it in cinemas

Just been to Costco, didn’t get a pepperoni pizza. What is the point?