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Important message from a journalist who, sadly, cannot speak out because of his contract of employment.

@JaneyGodley Cholesterol sponge

Tell me you if know what this is …

Average energy prices £2,585 - UK €650 - France €650 - Belgium €620 - Spain €558 - Germany €558 - Denmark €546 - Holland €545 - Austria €543 - Norway €476 - Finland €174 - Poland We pay 5x more as the Conservative party refuse to tax excess energy profits.

Nurses, ambulance workers, rail workers, postal workers, teachers are not the enemies of the people. They are the people. In many cases the best of the people. This government narrative is vile.

You don't get to sh1t on NHS staff for demanding a pay rise that would cost £9bn, after you supported a Brexit that cost £100 billion.

'He's a man who put the heating bill for his stables on expenses.' James O'Brien slams Nadhim Zahawi's 'intellectual and moral bankruptcy' for arguing nurses shouldn't go on strike because it's what Vladimir Putin would want. @mrjamesob

If Sh*t Guinness Was A Crime. #NWIN @shitlondonguinn

Doing the same thing over & over again in the hope of a different result...

Boris Johnson claimed to have the backing of 102 MPs, just like he claimed to have those 40 new hospitals, 50,000 new nurses and £350million a week for the NHS.

@LBC @SangitaMyska having to listen to the clip of Jerry again makes me die inside more and more as a white British male.

It might be time to make the lettuce Prime minister even if it’s a romainer.

BREAKING: The Government.

The U-turn Prime Minister. Yesterday: I’m a fighter not a quitter. Today: quits.

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I realise I'm veering close to whataboutery but just imagine what would have happened if Diane Abbott had lost the power of speech like this on live TV...

“Boris Johnson is urging people to behave responsibly.” A joke without a punchline. Bit like him.