S-Class Reader

sakamoto days #hjyj au: former assassin shj/civilian hyj shj doesn't become fat but he's still a wifeguy. hyh is an assassin and hates shj's guts and was against the marriage but unfortunately hyj got knocked up thru mad scientist shenanigans so there had to be a shotgun marriage

the lengths i go…

it’s a little scary writing without a previous draft working as my outline, but it’s also very fun

time to write ch8 of in10. no plans, only a dream…

hjyj😚

@maayajaalam @YolkMelon omg moondae getting alcohol poisoning and having to be rushed to the hospital... it makes the news and just makes moondae loathe himself even more bc he's causing trouble for the group and worrying his fans even now...

@SClassReader @YolkMelon moondae and his drinking problem 😭 😭 😭 imagine him getting alcohol poisoning one time and ppl keep an eye on him after that 😭 😭 😭

why is everybody talking about moondae leaving? stop. get out. nobody is leaving. testar is 7 ✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️

@maayajaalam @YolkMelon and everybody includes t1 KNOWS it's about them and t1 didn't want to let it go thru but keunse did his social manipulations to create infighting and in the chaos it was accepted. their maknae worked so hard on the song so he had to do his part too

@SClassReader @YolkMelon ahyeon gathers up the courage to contact pmd for moral support and raebin comes back with eyes burning with passion and anger, and proceeds to produce the most anti-establishment song in history that nearly gets banned in the country

@maayajaalam @YolkMelon if they divorce they WILL have split custody

@SClassReader @YolkMelon moondae getting offended when someone asks if it's bc of chr cuz like HOW DARE YOU, KONGIE IS HIS KID TOO???

@maayajaalam @YolkMelon moondae 😭😭😭😭 baese stop him...

@SClassReader @YolkMelon ppl writing essays on how moondae inspired them to pursue blahblah career and pmd is all soft and warm and doesn't know how to handle it so he immediately gets himself a beer

@maayajaalam @YolkMelon judan says smth like "harmonious parents make a harmonious household" and he gets grounded

@SClassReader @YolkMelon all of the pics of them parenting kongie and ppl start zooming in to and try and find rings 😭 😭 😭

Hmmm lawyer CHR trying to convince RGW to quit his work with a non-profit and join him back in court 🤤

@maayajaalam @YolkMelon i love brocon keundal 🥹🥹 need to get back to writing in10... keundal my precious baby...

@YolkMelon @SClassReader brocon fr

@maayajaalam @YolkMelon some of the lawyers who connected the dots about this highly knowledgable "industry insider": i do not see 😑

@YolkMelon @SClassReader pmd can't even just vanish all his accs cuz some of them WERE very visible... he's got all the best lawyers in his court as backup in case the ball drops (coincidentally, they are the lawyers from the gc)

@YolkMelon @maayajaalam i think raebin would be the most afraid of the seething hate he's feeling, believing himself to be a bad person, but testar teaches him that it's not about the emotions themselves, it's about how you manage it, and raebin could express them in a safe way through his music

@YolkMelon @maayajaalam testar releases a violent song for once and it's about burning down the establishment which entraps you. raebin composed it and put all his ugly emotions in it

@maayajaalam @YolkMelon omg... moondae naming it after kongi... they're married fr

@SClassReader @YolkMelon Kongie Pet Cafe is very popular! It's heard that veteran idol chr frequents the cafe too!

@YolkMelon @maayajaalam i'm the unreasonable testar akgae in this scenario

@SClassReader @maayajaalam “?? This isn’t about his old group. Go away.” “‘Old group’, they’re practically his family.” “Shitty family considering he’s in another country in a different group.” And then it devolves

@maayajaalam @YolkMelon chr laments he'll forever be a brat in rgw's eyes but honestly even if he went the honor student route his real personality would've been exposed sooner or later and he'll be a brat anyway

@YolkMelon @SClassReader chr, kneeling on the beach and clenching sand: I should have let fate run its course... I was too arrogant.. rgw: brat, your pants are filled with sand, get up so that I can dust it off

@maayajaalam @YolkMelon you get it 😌↕️ they can suffer however much for the journey but there MUST be a happy ending

@YolkMelon @SClassReader I prefer tragedy in my canon and joy in my fanon... if they don't find happiness, I'll cry If they DO live happily in canon, I don't mind torturing them in fanon haha

@maayajaalam @YolkMelon over 7 years you can graduate hs AND university like there are definitely fans he inspired to take certain professional paths

@SClassReader @YolkMelon rgw is a little confused at how he got a fanbase filled with competent professionals but in reality it's bc of his occassional vlog rants where he talks all technical 😭 😭 😭 😭

@maayajaalam @YolkMelon most vindicated fans ever

@YolkMelon @SClassReader That whole year PMD fans are insufferable bc they are finally revealed to be RIGHT. they won't let ANYONE get away

@maayajaalam @YolkMelon experienced arsonists and hackers 😂😂😂

@SClassReader @YolkMelon pmd is also a little relieved that they have a grp of lawyers to balance out the experienced arsonists and hackers in the chat 😭 😭 He's like "oh thank god I don't have to open the law books"

@YolkMelon @maayajaalam like there's no reasonable explanation. vtic lives apart during off season but eotgun for some reason still live tgt. not even in the dorms they have a separate place just for the two of them (and kongi)

@maayajaalam @SClassReader Ppl try going, “let’s not speculate on real people’s relationships” but then eotgun fans will send them eotgun being… eotgun and the person will go, “ah… I see”

@YolkMelon @maayajaalam pmd always on high alert in case the gc turned into a flash mob

@SClassReader @maayajaalam - real message sent that had PMD panicking as more people agreed