SD-J quotes

It tricked you.

Hmm. No way, buddy.

Move it, moro- Hiii, Tessa!

Without it, you may accidentally create the wrong thing, wasting company resources and potentially ending the world.

Noted, traitor.

The company's gonna love this.

I've had prey fight back before, but your edgy spirit is just so... painful?

Damn the well-made quality-assured durability of JCJenson products!

Do your basement thing.

In the event of a world-ending scenario, we advise all valued employees to pray to this object.

Move it, moro- Hiii, Tessa!

Every new hire is issued with a company notebook, and a JCJenson branded pen.

Huh?

If I promised you anything...it tricked me, too.

Mother of company leadership retreats!

Five workplace situations YOU now can avoid, or - wait...

You've got a lot of guts for a barely sentient toaster.

This is unrelated layoff!

Do your basement thing.

Oh no. Another one?