Sammy Davis Jr. 5000

@murderousernie Holy shit man. Hurry up. It’s getting bad.

@SDJfiveK A brain that doesn't function properly isn't considered legitimate which is why a lobotomy is recommended.

Lol they’re so easy and stupid

A comedian has more sell outs this season at Wrigley than… ~checks notes~ The baseball team that played 40 games there

Sammy with a 1.500 OPS when Full on Fugazi @MySoxSummer not in attendance. #FOF

@murderousernie So you’re saying I have a brain and you don’t. Gotcha. You fuckin stunad.

@SDJfiveK You meet all the requirements

@murderousernie Don’t think you’ve got the requisite for that.

@SDJfiveK A lobotomy would do you a world of good.

@murderousernie You should fabricate your mother a new walker.

@SDJfiveK There's no need for fabrications

@murderousernie My last commission check was worth more than your life.

@SDJfiveK It beats being unemployed

@LatrianFlayer @WhiteSoxSuz @MaryJuana_v2 I’m right on the edge

@SDJfiveK @WhiteSoxSuz @MaryJuana_v2 More like Gen X will.

Here comes the silver tsunami! 🌊 Finally I can see the old shriveled hands of these old fucks coming off the grip on this beautiful country! 🇺🇸

@murderousernie Nevermind I just saw yours. You spelled “janitor” wrong.

@SDJfiveK Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you're not able to put something of yours up against someone else's that isn't there.

When I heard about Senator Graham’s death last night, the first thing I thought about was not all the things he said and did in service of Donald Trump. I thought of the time before Donald Trump when he was a brother to Senator John McCain. A time when senators from different parties could fight about politics and still be friends. A time when a conservative Republican from South Carolina could say of my father: “If you can’t admire Joe Biden as a person, you’ve got a problem. He’s the nicest person I’ve ever met in politics. As good a man as God ever created.” That is the Senator Graham I will remember today. Not because I have forgotten what came after. Because in that memory there is hope. Hope for a country where brothers can fight like hell over policy and still share a meal, and a laugh, and the loss of the people they love. I will choose to remember the time before Trump. Because I believe in an America after Trump.

@MySoxSummer @MrDelicious13 @chorizy @fromthe108 #FOF

I just bought this jersey. Should I invest in the whole outfit or is that too much? #Italia

@WhiteSoxSuz @MaryJuana_v2 Millennials will save us. Then Gen Z will screw it all up again lol.

@MaryJuana_v2 So you think the younger hands are going to be better. Good luck with that. 😬

@murderousernie Bro, I’ll put my CV up against yours any day.

@SDJfiveK It must have sucked when competent intelligence waved goodbye to you long ago.

@murderousernie Holy shit that’s ANOTHER amazing comeback. Are you using ChatGPT for this? No human can possibly be this clever.

@SDJfiveK We're just waiting on you

@murderousernie Just do it already man. We’re all waiting.

@SDJfiveK Your mother disagrees

@murderousernie Only reason you love hand jobs is because that’s been the extent of your sexual relationships with yourself since you were 12.

@SDJfiveK Says the guy using the word hand job as an insult. Tell me you're not educated without telling me.

@ThatWsoxfan @murderousernie Nothing says comeback like dropping the word “merit” lol What a hand job.

@murderousernie @SDJfiveK Just want him to finish the job already. We’re all hoping, waiting and praying

@jmiller_3389 @murderousernie But seriously @murderousernie you’re legit the biggest hand job ever.

@jmiller_3389 @murderousernie JORDAN FROM THE TOP ROPE

@JoPer593 @NeverWrong92 @YahooSports Nah. I didn’t vote for one 3 times.

@SDJfiveK @NeverWrong92 @YahooSports Seems like you're the pedophile here my guy

Alexi Lalas said the result vs. Belgium was the difference between a job well done and total failure for Mauricio Pochettino at the World Cup 😬