Sammy Davis Jr. 5000

@FritzVonErich2 @Mattheius2783 @BearstownSox35 I’d go with ammonia instead

@Mattheius2783 @SDJfiveK @BearstownSox35 Just spraying ungodly amounts of ketchup on both of them to break it up

Who wins when these two fight? Everyone.

@SDJfiveK LMAOOOO 😂😂😂😂

@ThatWsoxfan @tlschwerz The hot dogs

@tlschwerz @SDJfiveK This looks like shit like your baseball takes. Bald headed fuck

Look, it’s what you actually want from a charcuterie board!

@VivekGRamaswamy @OldTakesExposed

Date night in Cleveland. Let’s go Cavs…all the way back!

@itsfickybaby 11-0 since he uncursed them lol. Couldn’t even make that up if you tried.

@SDJfiveK Cavs are CURSED lol

The New York Knicks are on their way to the finals by winning their eleventh straight game tonight. Greatest Knicks season of my life man.

Remember that time that reporter COOKED James Harden Bro remains undefeated 😂🤣

@tlschwerz I do, but why are they using your burgers in the Hurricanes-Canadiens game?

@SDJfiveK I’m sorry you don’t understand char.

Luis Robert vs PCA First 4 seasons

Fixed it.

I LOVE RIKUU NISHIDA! YOUR CHICAGO WHITE SOX BEAT THE TWINS!

@slatersroadtrip Only guy I’ve ever seen that makes 1 ER over 6 feel like pulling teeth

@SDJfiveK No ruining from him

Can’t wait for Anthony Kay to ruin my holiday!

Insider reporting from an unnamed White Sox official says winning the World Series is “95% done.” The remaining 5% is focused on acquiring four starting pitchers, 5 bullpen arms, a right fielder, a center fielder, a catcher that knows what a strike is, and a few more things.

@itsJohnRocker Lol you have no penis.

TODAY IS NOT A DAY TO REMEMBER GEORGE FLOYD

@BrookeFletcher @RyanMcGuffey @IHateSharon

New t-shirts in the clubhouse #whitesox

@HogesinCary @fromthe108 I just ordered the 108 Dental Dams and can’t wait to use them

Ordered my first purchase from @fromthe108. Looking forward to showing it off.