Sam Dorsey

@AndyRobsonTips Never trust stairs Andy, they’re always up to something.

Who wants a Dominos tonight? Tell me your shittest Dad joke. I'll pick some winners at 6pm.

And we were shit 1st half.

All jokes aside referee was horrible to watch.

6 points next year, it’s clever.

I know we’ve not got much on the bench but Jesus, it’s 2 halves of football Fletcher has played now… he is miles off it.

Jesus he’s lucky there.

You have to take chances man.

@beastieboy07 Peoples opinions on this are amazing me, talk about thinking outside the box. I would be surprised if it was anything more than protecting the bowlers due to the width of the lanes. Two off spinners bowling, mid on not exactly a strange place for the ball to go…

Always something new to see in the nets. Joe Root & Ollie Pope swapping gloves for baseball mitts in between their batting stints & standing in at where a very short mid on would be #Ashes

Don’t think that one was as bad as the first to be honest…

Gap between arm and body? Moved it to the ball…

Greatest of all time.

Because things like that happen… be fortunate to get near 300 now, when 350+ was a possibility.

Can only hope Root bats through, soak up some pressure… throwing it away like that is criminal! Can’t give these lot an inch.

Excellent fielding that tbf, we love to make things difficult however.

Barring complete naivety on my end, can someone explain why you get the opportunity to retake a penalty?

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Surely it can’t just be me who thinks he’s not squaring that to Saka?

This is no fairy tail, another quote “I’m liking this little rebuild here”. Well that lasted long.

I do not know why people think it’s appropriate to say things like “Popes looking good here”. You’ve essentially just confirmed that he will be out in the next 3 balls.

Absolutely shambolic for that to be ruled out.