Come to my office. || (PARODY.)

Nick Aldis. Thirty-eight. Smackdown's General Manager. Not playing games. Come to my office to talk. Britain's classiest. Pansexual. Ship(s)? With chemistry. Likes and retweets? Appreciated.

Ride me.

Tool.

Mile High club.

It’s time for everyone to Feel The Wrath. 🩷 and 🔁 please. More info will be in the comments.

Give me attention.

Fuck you right.

...Maybe we should do a champion swap.

Want a push?

Need.