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No sleep til hippo! @daveanthony @reynoldsgareth apnews.com/article/colomb…

Genuinely think we need to band together to somehow give @Jimmypisfunny like a week off. Also @WhismanSucks. Even if it's only to see if James would actually become the Italian Ripper if sent to an island for a week.

Do you remember the world’s very first nuclear meltdown? That time the US President, an expert in nuclear physics, heroically lowered himself into the reactor and saved Ottawa, Canada’s capital? Sounds like schlocky action movie, but it actually happened!

@hankgreen Have someone make you a sweet ass pair of thrummed mittens/gloves made from wool that dust mites will hate. My nerdfighter heart is absolutely willing to make you some, but I would want color preferences and measurements of your hand size so they fit correctly.

Hello, I'm allergic to dust mites and the build up in my gloves and then I can't wear my gloves without getting super itchy fingers, what do I do???

(3/3) decided that meant all blue paints had astringent/antibiotic properties. Which makes no sense to normal people who understand that modern paint isn't still made with the same methods/ingredients as the paints ancient Celts/picts used.

(2/3?) worn by ancient Celts/picts into battle had antibiotics/astringent properties from the plant(s) it was made from (woad). Hearing this his cuckoo for cocoa puffs brain probably ignored the fact that the astringent/antibiotic properties were due to the ingredients and (cont)

(1/?) @MurderSmall @Jimmypisfunny @WhismanSucks not that you care, but I'm listening to this week's Wondery episode & I think the Blue Hands thing comes from a combination of two things; (1) that guy was freaking nuts and (2) he probably heard somwhere that blue warpaint (con'd)

@AO3_Status definitely missed at least one fic update email today. Something weird is going on

@taskmaster i kind of want Mo Farah on a regular season he's clearly having so much fun.

@AzureDoo Etsy? =/ Big craft stores button selections suuuuck now. Speaking from recent experience.

#KnittingTwitter Where is everyone buying buttons for garments? My LYS was brilliant, a great a selection, but they closed a couple of months ago. I now have a finished item (yes, ikr?!) but I can't find buttons. All advice welcome!!!!

@paytmitch I'm so confused we've seen him drink (by which i mean he's held up coke bottles in videos about other things and discussed how we don't think of plastic soda bottles as waste) like regular soda with caffeine what the heck

since i don’t think he’s here to defend himself, i’d like to call attention to this: hank’s coffee drink of choice is a decaf americano SLEEPY COFFEE WITH EXTRA WATER

Okay but why the fuck would anyone watch a #NationalTreasure movie without @OfficialNicCage ? I saw a trailer and was excited for 0.5 seconds until there was no Nic Cage. #NationalTreasureSeries will not be watched. IN THIS HOUSE, NIC CAGE IS THE NATIONAL TREASURE.

I'm honestly trying to imagine how someone can both know who @hankgreen is and also not understand that he's pretty much the MVP of googling shit. Like what?

"what kind of god doesn't want you to have cupcakes!?" I couldn't agree more @Jimmypisfunny

@MurderSmall so if Idiot1 breaks a wax seal they're obligated to carry out a "hit"...a wax seal? People have been removing/replacing w/o breaking for centuries? In the 90s? They're so dumb they deserve more @WhismanSucks & @Jimmypisfunny roasting them

@Jimmypisfunny: we have listeners who are like 40 y/o ladies who cross stitch who'd be like 'do you have more [graphic autopsy pics]?' Me, a 28 y/o knitting a sweater & listening during my lunch break: ...I am unsure how I feel about this....

@_CaRtOoNz The only problem being charging it. I legitimately know a guy who can hook you up with a rapid charging station that doesn't require the special stuff most rapid charging stations do.

After spending this week in Hawaii with a Model X Plaid, I must say this shit is absolutely bonkers. Might look in to getting one soon 🤔

@LizKatzOfficial SAME. External plumbing feels like it would be SO MUCH more convenient when peeing.

I’ve legiit always wanted to trade my lower female bits in for male bits just for the urinary convenience.

@tombwild out of curiosity, do you use "Esq." as just a fun title for yourself, or bc you're licensed to practice law, or bc you want people to think you can practice law, some combination of the above, or none of the above? (Side question: is it just a US thing w the title Esq?)