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Life update: it got worse. Went 0-3 day one and start in the 13th place bracket tomorrow. Don’t reach out.

Fellas reading the list of security threats for this weekend

Nomads secures its bid to regionals, going 2-1 on the last day of sectionals and placing 4th at Chilis (feat. Mike embodying how Nomads secured our bid)

Nomads goes 1-2 in the first day of sectionals. Pulling some inspiration for tomorrow from this photo from history. This is the first ever Nomads player, photographed in 1943. He would later be found dead in a local Arby’s parking lot

Go juice has all been consumed. W against Rubicon Rapids L against MKE L on the 4 on 4 beer race against @SFNomads Finished 12th on the weekend with a 4-3 record, breaking seed!

Our agents made the trip to Wisconsin after being called for some security threats. After a night of camping prep, we are ready to secure the Fields. Updates to come, please stay posted for future communications from the agency.

Wishing our fellow security officer @nannerspequenos and other friends with @NeWasted luck this weekend as they look to secure the nation for all old people.

@wlultimate (Also guess I need to mention that this tournament marked the end of Nomads perfection on universe point… but it was only a game to 9 so it doesn’t count @MKE_ultimate)

Luckily our two MVP’s Field and Nolan performed well on the field and earned themselves some post tourney snacks. Thanks to @wlultimate for the awesome tournament!

Nomads here to report the situation in Chicago: Successfully maintained our safety through the first day at heavyweights going 3-1 and winning our pool, making the gold bracket Unfortunately we had a security error on the second day and went 0-3 getting 8th place at heavyweights

The agency would like to apologize for its lack of communication yesterday. The wind interfered with our systems. Had a hard fought day going 2-2 in the wind but Nomads is able to extend its universe point excellence to 5-0. Thanks @IowaUltimate for the great tourney!

Nomads does what it does best and storms back to take the last game of the day against Trident II on universe point 10-9. Perimeter is secured and the agency is heading back to convene for a safety meeting 🫡 See you tomorrow for more Nomads intel

Demo is able to break through our security. 4-13 Demo… but we’re resting up to lock up the next team for sure. On bye now

Start of Nomads season begins with a 13-5 win against the BODY. Lightning delay now but you already know we’re secured and ready for the rain.

Our whole team waiting for the season to start:

@BallySportsNOR I’m very passionate about this one: Raul Alejandro Bastilla Pedro de Veloso de Maldonado #McDanielsNickname

We’re looking for nickname suggestions for Wolves forward Jaden McDaniels. Drop your ideas in the replies ⤵️ Watch tonight’s game against the Kings on Bally Sports North, Bally Sports+ and the Bally Sports app at 9 p.m. to see if yours is aired during the broadcast!

@aaron_bowles No

Should I become a Tottenham fan, yes or no?