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Only 21 #CPFC players have ever made as many starts as Ismaïla Sarr (67) and averaged 0.4+ goals per game. The 9 players on this list since 1965 are: Wright, Bright, Armstrong, Freedman, Morrison, Johnson, Murray, Mateta and Sarr.

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Media are crazy, Brighton start the day 1 point above us, Brighton on a European charge, Palace safe from relegation and only the conference league to play for, make this make sense

Michael Olise has now scored or assisted against every side he has faced in the Bundesliga: ⚽⚽⚽⚽🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️ vs. RB Leipzig ⚽⚽🅰️🅰️🅰️ vs. Werder Bremen ⚽⚽🅰️🅰️🅰️ vs. Freiburg ⚽⚽⚽🅰️🅰️ vs. Wolfsburg ⚽🅰️🅰️ vs. Heidenheim  ⚽🅰️🅰️ vs. Gladbach ⚽🅰️🅰️ vs. Stuttgart ⚽🅰️🅰️ vs. Augsburg  ⚽🅰️🅰️ vs. Hoffenheim ⚽⚽ vs. Frankfurt ⚽🅰️ vs. Dortmund ⚽🅰️ vs. Mainz ⚽🅰️ vs. Holstein Kiel  🅰️🅰️ vs. Hamburg 🅰️🅰️ vs. St. Pauli  ⚽ vs. Bochum  🅰️ vs. Leverkusen  🅰️ vs. FC Koln  ⚽ vs. Union Berlin  Set complete.

Your first meme was probably a Chuck Norris fact. Mine was. He died yesterday in Hawaii at 86, ten days after posting a video of himself throwing punches on his birthday. His caption: “I don’t age. I level up.” This is a little tribute. The real Chuck Norris was wilder than any meme about him. He lost his first three karate tournaments, then went 65-5 over the next decade. Six-time undefeated world middleweight karate champion. Black belts in five different disciplines. First person ever inducted into the Black Belt Hall of Fame, and the only martial artist to be named to it three separate times. His student Steve McQueen told him to try acting. That led to a fight scene opposite Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon (1972), which became the highest-grossing film in Hong Kong that year. Then Walker, Texas Ranger ran 9 seasons on CBS, 194 episodes, broadcast in over 100 countries. But his biggest cultural moment started with a college freshman’s joke. In 2005, a Brown University student named Ian Spector built a random fact generator on the Something Awful forums. It was originally about Vin Diesel. When the novelty faded, Spector ran a poll with 12 celebrity options. Chuck Norris wasn’t on the list. He won anyway, by write-in landslide. By early 2006, the Chuck Norris Fact Generator was pulling 20 million pageviews a month. This was before Twitter existed, before Facebook was public, before YouTube had a single viral hit. A college kid’s joke website about a semi-retired action star became one of the most visited humor pages on the internet. It spawned six books (some hit the New York Times bestseller list), two video games, and a scene in The Expendables 2 where Sylvester Stallone’s character recites a Chuck Norris fact to Chuck Norris’s face. When asked about his favorite fact, Norris said it was: “They tried to carve Chuck Norris’ face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn’t hard enough for his beard.” The meme ran for 21 years. Most memes last weeks. Chuck Norris Facts introduced more people to Chuck Norris than his movies ever did. For everyone born after 1995, he was never an aging action star or a karate champion. He was the guy who counted to infinity. Twice. The guy whose tears cure cancer, too bad he never cried. The last thing the internet saw from Chuck Norris was him throwing punches on his 86th birthday. Which is, honestly, the most Chuck Norris fact of all.

International Eagles 🦅 3️⃣ of our Young Eagles have received international call-ups for England! Find out more 👉 tinyurl.com/yvn94krs #CPFC

Why do so many of our fanbase flag off our own players all the time. The hate for Pino, Kamada and Johnson is woeful. If they pull on a Palace shirt they will get my support. Criticism sometimes but not vitriol.#cpfc

UEFA technical Observer Savvas Constantinou explains how Crystal Palace’s attacking play evolved in the win against AEK Larnaca 👇 #UECL

White one is clean. Red one is so so nice.

This little place we call home. Introducing the England men's 2026 home and away kit ⭐️

Lee Carsley has named his U21 #YoungLions squad for March! 💪

Here are your confirmed Conference League quarter-final fixtures. ✈️ #CPFC

@CPFC Don't price out the fans! £10 for kids, £20 for adults! Pack out Selhurst!

"This is the foundation of this club, this team, it's a big family" 🥰

At last Tomori gets his recognition. He's been solid for AC Milan since moving there. 200+ appearances for them.

5 GKs is mental. Whats the point? Mitchell has deserved a call up for so long now. Crazy he is overlooked again and again. He arguably deserves one more than Wharton this season.

Here we go. It's your #ThreeLions squad for March camp! 👀

I thought Palace were getting it wrong at £40 a ticket in the conference league. Bloody hell Villa.

🇸🇳 Senegal coach Pape Thiaw has taken the AFCON trophy to a military base today. It's now secure in a facility under armed guard. A clear message to the Confederation of African Football (CAF) that they aren't giving this up.