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𝐊ᴺᴼᶜᴷ KN𝘖𝙲K、BI͟†CH.ᐟ
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you sayin i’m inexperienced?
i don’t think makin … those
noises would attract anyone,
let alone a guy in his mid
forties. but i ain’t british,
so maybe shit’s different over
there.
єℓιzα@LAVlSHMILF
⠀ ⠀Not to be rude darling, but I don't think you're experienced enough to understand the intricate courtship habits of British mothers. Perhaps twenty years from now you will learn the meaning of this mating call. ⠀
English
is that what guys in
their mid———forties
wanna hear ??
i don’t think a dude
in his forties could
handle all that, lady.
єℓιzα@LAVlSHMILF
⠀ ⠀But how else will the single/married fathers in their early-mid 40's hear my call? ⠀
English
this is uh …
yeah, this is definitely the
strangest thing i’ve seen in
a minute.
ma’am i don’t think you
should be, y’know, screaming
that loud at this time.
єℓιzα@LAVlSHMILF
⠀ ⠀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐆𝐎 𝐒𝐊𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐀𝐇 𝐏𝐀𝐏 𝐏𝐀𝐏 𝐊𝐀 𝐊𝐀 𝐊𝐀 𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐁𝐈𝐊𝐈 𝐏𝐀𝐏 𝐏𝐀𝐏 translation: (Men around my age, where are you? I just want to be fucked senseless and impregnated, is that too much to ask?) ⠀
English
QUIT DOIN THAT! * 💢♨️
( arms crossed, looking away.
she ain’t gonna sit there and
be teased for “research”! )
English
huh ?? don’t use me for
research the hell are you
doing ??
═✦ AGNES .@TheMadTachyon
A very good reaction I’ll have to write that down .
English
( suddenly pulled down to
face the scientist’s crotch,
eyes squinting while she
stared back up at the
other horse———gal. )
what, y’er idea of “hands
on” is just shovin y’er
crotch in my face?
═✦ AGNES .@TheMadTachyon
—— her hand now grabbing onto her head, yanking it down until the Uma was kneeling infront of the scientists crotch . Hands . On .
English
broke?! i’m not———
y’know what? fine, i’ll
order all that shit, exactly
how you asked. is that
what you want? * 💢
𝓢𝒆𝒗𝒊@SEVIISMS
⠀ 𝓐 perfectly reasonable one. 𝙄 guess if you're too broke you can just get me one of each. . . ⠀
English
huh?! do you think i’m
made of money, what
kinda request is that?!
𝓢𝒆𝒗𝒊@SEVIISMS
⠀ 𝓘 will never ever be fine again. . . 𝓤nless you buy me twelve large pizzas◞ eighteen large cokes and five boxes of brownies⠀ׅ⎖⠀ׅ⎖⠀ׅ⎖ ⠀
English
( blinking. head turned
down, watching the other
approach. )
huh …? the hell’s that
supposed to mean?
═✦ AGNES .@TheMadTachyon
. . . . . It sounds like you are going to need a hands on demonstration then . ——now starting to approach her fellow Uma .
English
kinda just sounds like
that’s what * y’er into,
dude. the scent is still
there, it’s just easier to
clean, y’know?
it’s not the end of the
world, it’ll grow back!
═✦ AGNES .@TheMadTachyon
The whole point of having the bush is for the scent -! Most men and women want a face full of fur when they are inbetween your legs -! Especially the scent ~
English
no you’re not! you’ll be
fine! chill out * ❕
𝓢𝒆𝒗𝒊@SEVIISMS
⠀ 𝓐 month⠀ׅ𖤠⠀ׅ𖤠⠀ׅ𖤠 𝙄 will die before it grows back⠀ׅ⎖ ⠀
English