eww

can't wear ties well with this torso 😭

Magical Loli pill

Your profile picture is actually you btw

Hmmm, this is hard… fics where the bottom gets their prostate milked for the first time and accidentally pees all over their top because it feels so good

These are the same people who call ME weird for jacking off to sibling age gap grooming, rape, and sometimes necrophilia.

you FOOLS!!!!! you all have fallen RIGHT INTO MY TRAP. behold my latest invention. the VIVZIEPOPIFIER 3000. now your favorite characters are all TWINKS!!!!!!!

Real diamond in the rough right here

No, you don’t. A vagina is the gateway to life. It’s self-cleaning, self-lubricating, and can stretch to accommodate an entire baby before returning to its original size. What you have, sir, is a fauxgina, a dead-end fvckhole that doesn’t clean itself (and let’s be honest, you won’t clean it either), and which will have to be kept open by dilation for the rest of your life, lest it close up on you like the open wound it is. The only thing it has in common with a vagina is its location and its general shape, but even that is never quite right. It’s a fake, a phony, a hole that exists for no other reason than to be penetrated, and if I wrote down my hopes for its future, I’d probably get suspended.

Just a man calling himself a girl.

Nope. You’re a man.

bodycheck is da fit hard…