ashley 🪴🪩

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one has this range.

i am going to k*ll myself

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

can we talk about this

you want me to go to work? the thing that gave samira mohan a panic attack?

@DottiebBlessed sending love to you queen💝

Hi my X sweets! Have missed you all beyond infinity and back! Skipping down the yellow brick road to pick up where I left off. Life’s too short to miss any more beats with my sweets out there! Shout out in the spirit of love &’light to you all!!! 💕☀️🌈 xoxo

“IT IS IMPORTANT THAT I REALLY LOVE MAKING OUT WITH KAROLINA” “IT IS THE BEST PART OF THE JOB”

IM GOING TO COMMIT

STOP DID THEY SING HER HAPPY BIRTHDAY??????

THE WINK IS SHE TRYING TO KILL US

MY BABY ANGEL FACE PRINCESS OF MY HEART UGHHH

@NJTRANSIT are buses running tomorrow yes or no we need to know asap

@NJTRANSIT fucking liars

Due to severe storm conditions impacting the region, NJ TRANSIT Bus, Light Rail, and Access Link service will be suspended as of 6 PM. Rail service will be suspended as of 9 PM. Stay up to date at bit.ly/4avpP5J

hey .@NJTRANSIT FUCK YOU. don’t communicate out that buses will be suspended at 6pm if you mean they’ll be suspended 4:30PM. LITERALLY FUCK YOU. are you gonna pay for my fucking uber home???

Hilary Duff on the gay community: “I honestly have loved the gay community since I was aware of what gay was.”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM WEXLER

she has to out-dyke herself every single day or she'll literally die

Lady Gaga and Bad Bunny, Super Bowl halftime (2026)

y'all know gaga puerto rican down

2 minutes and 20 seconds of Rhea Seehorn being a professional hater:

GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER; RHEA SEEHORN