Salamander Holmes

Punta runs thru Chicago #kingofthenorthcaleb

Drinking without bag is like jerking off with a condom on

Eating my dessert before my sub, just one of those days man.

Bron and D-wade type of chemistry from these two. #sabrinacarptener

Yeah this guy fucks #shrink

4 dogs and a bowl of cinny toast crunch will definitely play. #expand

@burn3racc0unt13 There’s only one right answer brother.

Chat do we have a preference?

@LesterPatrovic My apologies Lester, still working on my craft. -Best, Holmes.

Yeahhh im gonna be someone else’s problem tonight. #grow

Roommates key just caught my eye, looks like a machine, how do I ask if I can borrow this for the night?

Got the clubs watching film, gotta make sure they’re dialed in moving forward. #dialed

@MichelobULTRA How about a sponsor deal? -Holmes

@SHolmes69420 Innovation that excites.

Fucking golf bag coozie. #expand

@Bobomeister74 And I’d do it again.

@SHolmes69420 Not me now considering dropping $50 for a beer coozie.

@BosSportsBros Thanks Boston Sports Bro. Just a kid in a big world.

@SHolmes69420 Elite coozie

@juggyjuggy21 Relax, Juggy. -Holmes

@SHolmes69420 For a shit beer.

@DereckWhitt83 This will definetly play.

@SHolmes69420 This plays hard

@ArtDick41 Got to

@SHolmes69420 Enlarge the piss out of this

@solshitbagger That’ll play

@PeeEyeStaker Not this one. Best- Holmes.

@SHolmes69420 Koosies are for queers and females.

@smokeymcburnn Will do, Smokey.

@SHolmes69420 Franchise tag this