Jason

@JoelKatz @TSA @JonahFalcon What if covered by a CIA agent. Asking for a friend

@TSA What if it's just under 14 inches? Asking for a friend.

If you leave an 18" sword in your carry-on... can you really say you forgot it was in there?

@333too3 Maybe they went to grab

I would like to know why there is a "U" in Four, Fourteen, Twenty Four, Thirty Four....but... no "U" in Forty??????

@0hour1 Oof

It’s about time X put limits on non verified accounts. They’re the biggest problem makers on X. Very small portion of non verified accounts actually are good I follow a few. It’s to bad for them that’s why I gift checkmarks every so often.

@greg16676935420 Ice ticklers

I’m trying to settle a debate with a friend What are these called?

@knowiiiedge I would have went with damaged as cracked I'd say is less damage going on.

A lot of people were confused between “broken” and “cracked” 👀 Here’s the exact difference:

I'm pregnant and looking for a baby boy name that ends with "on" Help me out before my husband suggests Ultron again 🙂

@kfc They're health conscious. They don't want your greasy ass processed food. Duh.

if aliens are real why haven't they been to kfc yet?

@Ravenismeee Oh well?

People who sleep naked do ya'll ever think about emergencies? What if someone breaks in?

@wtfahhh0 Well the workforce of today's day and age. Most people are half a person if that. So maybe that would make sense for this.

who tf is that decimal person 😭

@0hour1 Chances are it's all Bs anyways. Just want to lock us down again so make shit up.

If an outbreak happens on a ship. Leave it on the ship. Bring the doctors on the ship with equipment and make it a floating ICU. Did they learn nothing?

Development of Hantavirus infection was a known adverse event arising from the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccines. This needs to be copied and shared and reposted.

@Bunny_ngl Brutus

I need a dog name that sounds like it comes from a wealthy family!

@cosmaslucy06 Mmmmm anti freeze

Just wait for it…😭😂🤣

@Rightanglenews Honestly. Don't eat anything pre packed like that. Ground beef or steaks in cryo like that. Buy fresh cuts in a tray.

A woman bought tenderloin steaks from her local Kroger and, upon further inspection, found that some had the consistency of Play-Doh, being incredibly malleable and able to be squished flat with little to no pressure. I want real food back.

@VoidStateKate Elephant

Telepathy exercise! I'm thinking of an animal. What is it?

@travisakers Retard

Parents, let me be extremely clear… If your child uses “retarded” or “faggot” in my classroom, they are out. And it’s a reflection on you as well. I didn’t mince my words. And if they learned it from you… shame. To the majority of parents who are raising your children to respect others, you’re doing it right, we see that, and appreciate you.

@KE_MrBlack Free energy is not an option. Everyone needs their cut.

Why can’t electric cars recharge their batteries by generating electricity from the motion of their wheels while driving?

@JohnDParody Peroxide

Do you use mouthwash?

@NasheCeezet_zw Na, they're always late.

My doctor was always 45 mins late, every visit. No apology it’s just "Take a seat." Last time I waited 1 hour 20 mins then I left. Then wrote a google review. I wasn’t mean but just honest: "Always late, brings a book."2 stars. He called me that night from his personal cell. "You think I'm late because I don't respect your time?" I said "...yes?"

@Reneefit97 If you hover over it. It's more of a what if scenario but unfortunately you're getting your hopes up. You will not be getting that and there is no qfs. Just saying.

📌QFS BABY 💥 “REFUND INCOMING!”