Sarah Jinkerson

@brothersosborne Other than supporting your essential musical contributions and omnipotence, is there any way your fans can help? 👊

@tallguy7269 @CoachTSAB Or the library couches, which are now ruined due to a leaking dehumidifier

@CoachTSAB Floor Nap (In a quiet coaches office)

If you’re going to nap, where do you go?

@COlearnick @FakeLibStats No, but I really wish I could claim this awesomeness.

@FakeLibStats Is this you @SJinks13?

15% of library staff are perfect and have never made a mistake in their lives

@bigfreedia 🤩 wowza. Girl, yes!

Tonight Treme side walk steppers ball was lit 🔥 💜 Queen 👑 Diva #youalreadyknow

@ElizMHancock 😂😂😂

Me to 3yo: Did you draw circles at school today? 3yo: Yeah! And I put the condiments on them. Me: The condiments? 3yo: Yeah! Me: What kind of condiments? 3yo: Like North America, South America, and ANTARCTICA I mean...I just stick to ketchup...

I have a confession. Last night I bought three delicious cookies from McDonald's. One each for me and my two kids. They didn't say anything about the cookies sitting on the tray. So I slyly slid the package into my hoodie pocket. And ate all three of them myself later.

@ElizMHancock No, Ma...everyone just chilling 😆

A more accurate picture for this product would be one child screaming while running from a bug, the other hitting someone with a noodle for having the audacity to splash them, a parent just trying to have personal space, and hundreds of blades of grass floating in the water.

@ElizMHancock Who is Maude? #Noneofmygirls

Should I be offended that I was just called Maude from the Golden Girls?

@ElizMHancock She then followed up with “it’s a career,” right? I feel that’s extremely like your 5 y/o.

5yo: When you get a job, it should be at Dairy Queen. Me: I have a job. 5yo: What's your job?! Me: You know I'm a teacher! 5yo: A teacher isn't a job, mom. Well then.

@WHS_Guid_Dept @gablesuperfan I miss our crew; they are the best!

Had a great time celebrating our WHS School Lunch Heroes! We appreciate everything you do for our students and staff.

@DrHolstine 😂

Proof that Coach MAC really does have a suit coat.

@coachjinkerson @gablesuperfan This is absolute gold. Hilarious!

@gablesuperfan might have just lost the title of best photo shopper

Major shout out to anyone who could ever actually sleep in her hospital bed. #insomniaprobs #alliwantissomezzzs

@RachKnox29 I’ll take the recipe if willing to share.

@ElizMHancock True, it seems unnecessary. At the least, I’m not sure why we do not say “Why don’t you?” instead.

Question: is the phrase "why not?" actually necessary? Especially used as "Why or why not?" Doesn't "Why?" cover it? Example: Question: Do you like pickles? Me: I do not like pickles. Response: Why? I'm not going to get confused and think they want me to say why I like pickles.

@ElizMHancock This looks amazing—from where?

Apparently decided to splurge on dinner, too....

@ElizMHancock Is that mushrooms and black olives? 😋

Back to work tomorrow, so I splurged on today's lunch.

#HeyFriends... just want to remind you that someone in the world (me) loves you, appreciates you and I’m so glad you’re alive. ❤️❤️❤️😘

Hey you. Take care of yourself tonight. Take a hot bath. Get in bed with a great book. Snuggle with a warm animal. Tell someone they make you happy. Tell them it's going to be okay. Tell yourself that too.

@ElizMHancock @MurderDice Looks familiar. 😋 which salad is that?

Delicious food, warm fire, @MurderDice in my ear, chromebook whirring away. My kinda night.