Sarah Jinkerson

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Sarah Jinkerson

Sarah Jinkerson

@SJinks13

Appreciated wife, High School Librarian, Foodie, Work out enthusiast, Lover of all things Music.

Saint Louis, MO Katılım Ocak 2012
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Sarah Jinkerson
Sarah Jinkerson@SJinks13·
@brothersosborne Other than supporting your essential musical contributions and omnipotence, is there any way your fans can help? 👊
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Coach Scott Butler
Coach Scott Butler@CoachTSAB·
If you’re going to nap, where do you go?
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Fake Library Statistics
Fake Library Statistics@FakeLibStats·
15% of library staff are perfect and have never made a mistake in their lives
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Big Freedia 💋
Big Freedia 💋@bigfreedia·
Tonight Treme side walk steppers ball was lit 🔥 💜 Queen 👑 Diva #youalreadyknow
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Elizabeth Hancock
Elizabeth Hancock@ElizMHancock·
Me to 3yo: Did you draw circles at school today? 3yo: Yeah! And I put the condiments on them. Me: The condiments? 3yo: Yeah! Me: What kind of condiments? 3yo: Like North America, South America, and ANTARCTICA I mean...I just stick to ketchup...
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Elizabeth Hancock
Elizabeth Hancock@ElizMHancock·
I have a confession. Last night I bought three delicious cookies from McDonald's. One each for me and my two kids. They didn't say anything about the cookies sitting on the tray. So I slyly slid the package into my hoodie pocket. And ate all three of them myself later.
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Elizabeth Hancock
Elizabeth Hancock@ElizMHancock·
A more accurate picture for this product would be one child screaming while running from a bug, the other hitting someone with a noodle for having the audacity to splash them, a parent just trying to have personal space, and hundreds of blades of grass floating in the water.
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Elizabeth Hancock
Elizabeth Hancock@ElizMHancock·
Should I be offended that I was just called Maude from the Golden Girls?
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Sarah Jinkerson
Sarah Jinkerson@SJinks13·
@ElizMHancock She then followed up with “it’s a career,” right? I feel that’s extremely like your 5 y/o.
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Elizabeth Hancock
Elizabeth Hancock@ElizMHancock·
5yo: When you get a job, it should be at Dairy Queen. Me: I have a job. 5yo: What's your job?! Me: You know I'm a teacher! 5yo: A teacher isn't a job, mom. Well then.
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WHS Guidance
WHS Guidance@WHS_Guid_Dept·
Had a great time celebrating our WHS School Lunch Heroes! We appreciate everything you do for our students and staff.
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Ken Holstine
Ken Holstine@DrHolstine·
Proof that Coach MAC really does have a suit coat.
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Sarah Jinkerson
Sarah Jinkerson@SJinks13·
@ElizMHancock True, it seems unnecessary. At the least, I’m not sure why we do not say “Why don’t you?” instead.
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Elizabeth Hancock
Elizabeth Hancock@ElizMHancock·
Question: is the phrase "why not?" actually necessary? Especially used as "Why or why not?" Doesn't "Why?" cover it? Example: Question: Do you like pickles? Me: I do not like pickles. Response: Why? I'm not going to get confused and think they want me to say why I like pickles.
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Elizabeth Hancock
Elizabeth Hancock@ElizMHancock·
Apparently decided to splurge on dinner, too....
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Elizabeth Hancock
Elizabeth Hancock@ElizMHancock·
Back to work tomorrow, so I splurged on today's lunch.
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Karamo
Karamo@Karamo·
#HeyFriends... just want to remind you that someone in the world (me) loves you, appreciates you and I’m so glad you’re alive. ❤️❤️❤️😘
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Jenny Lawson
Jenny Lawson@TheBloggess·
Hey you. Take care of yourself tonight. Take a hot bath. Get in bed with a great book. Snuggle with a warm animal. Tell someone they make you happy. Tell them it's going to be okay. Tell yourself that too.
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Elizabeth Hancock
Elizabeth Hancock@ElizMHancock·
Delicious food, warm fire, @MurderDice in my ear, chromebook whirring away. My kinda night.
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