
Skippy
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Skippy
@SKIPdaZIP
🌟 I think Skip, therefore I am. Populus iamdudum defutatus est. Official Roastmaster General of the Ben Maller Show. Electric indigo Venusian.
O-H Katılım Mayıs 2010
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I don't want to get off on a rant here, but Orange Julius is forcing my hand. The President, not the delightful mid-mall snack. I am no paid influencer. I am not a bot, a sock account, an alt account, a Democrat in disguise, or a foreign infiltrator on a VPN. I am a proud American, and I have had enough of this crap. Kentuckians have the future of my support of the GOP in their bourbon soaked hands. Given that they voted for the Geriatric Turtle simply out of name recognition and the (R) by his name, I am not instilled with a great deal of confidence. Thomas Massie is THE guy in DC who is actually doing what I want these yuckbags to do, even when it is inconvenient, unpopular, or garners the ire of His Majesty Orange Julius. If Kentucky agrees with him that Massie is a "loser" and the "worst Republican ever", then I will take it as a sign to exit the party and start searching under rocks for candidates who do what I ask. If that means I lose in November, at least I'll be able to sleep at night. Or in the morning, because I work night shift. But I digress. Like the housewife whose husband's feet stink, I am quite through holding my nose. Either Trump and the GOP clean up their act quickly, or we are done here. Was it Orange Julius or Fritz Zwicky who said it best when he said, "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"
Love, Skippy
@PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR
#PutThatInYourPipe #Patheads
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Harambe was a darling angel and is my Patronus. What they did to Harambe was insensitive.

Dr. Jebra Faushay@JebraFaushay
People are outraged at this racially insensitive tattoo. The man got a divorce and covered up his ex-wife’s face with what I think is Harambe.
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@mato_fuyu A lot of English words have multiple uses and meanings, and there are often a lot of ways to say the same thing. Is Japanese this way?
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CAVS FANS! Comment below your favorite @SwensonsDriveIn meal at the Street Level location in @RocketArena! #LetEmKnow
1️⃣ Double Cheeseburg + Potato Teezers
2️⃣ Double Cheeseburg + Onion Rings
3️⃣ Double Cheeseburg + Fries
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.@TheOGPAW thinks the Browns rule proposal to trade 5 1st round picks has everything to do with a pursuit of Arch Manning 👀👀👀
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Would you do this Draft trade:
Browns get - picks no. 12 and no. 20
Cowboys get - picks no. 6 and no. 39
NEW EPISODE OF DRAFT SZN WITH @TonyGrossi IS OUT NOW: youtu.be/rz8bPVgzatQ

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Either Vera or Morse.
All The Right Movies@ATRightMovies
You've been murdered. Who do you want to investigate your death?
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@lioninwinter61 @PolitiBunny HOW DUMB IS SHE?!
She's so dumb that when she won tickets to see the Nutcracker, she asked if she should bring any BLANK.
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@PolitiBunny Funny how I still guess answers, though. I spent so much time with my mom's music and culture, I get most of it.
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@SKIPdaZIP Gene is far more entertaining than I remembered, lol. I was not old enough to even know what a gameshow was when it was on originally, but watching now it fun. It's 'hard' because neither of us were old enough to remember all of the pop culture references...
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@Jminor81 @KeithMalinak At this point, there are several parties involved that very well could, and probably will. Interestingly, none of them are named Iran or Palestine.
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10/10 would eat, and not just at the ballgame! @CleGuardians @AkronRubberDuck @MitchellsCleve @handelsicecream
MLB@MLB
The D-backs will have a "Take Me Out to the Ballgame Shake" at games this year 🤤 It's a salted caramel shake with whipped cream, peanut butter sandwich cookies, Kit Kat bars and Cracker Jack. (via @LevyRestaurants)
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