SLBA

As the SLBA Lockout nears its end, Cole Siebenborn leads prediction markets to win MVP. "You can't stop him; he hits you from the back in the paint and bangs it in no problem." - Lead SLBA Analyst Jeffrey Jochum

GRANT HUSS WITH THE DAGGER 🗡️ GLASS CLEANERZ WIN SERIES 2-1🔥

🚨BREAKING:🚨 The @Hastings_Hogs have officially signed Micheal Hirschbruner to a 10-day contract after guard Joey Caradori injured his arm in a preseason matchup. Michael Hirschbruner in 2 seasons 🤯 - 2x SLBA MVP - 2x SLBA DPOY - 1x SLBA ROTY - 1x SLBA MIP - 2x SLBA Champion

Should the Pawnee Predators fight their players on draft night to trigger a disaster draft? Is all hope lost for this team before the season even begins? A brief look into some of the reasons why fans think this crazy idea should happen courtesy of @shamsSLBA.

New Season, New Team. We love our hogs ♥️

🔥 SEASON 3 DRAFT ORDER IS SET. 🔥 1. Glass Cleanerz (Formerly Dunkin Dads) 2. Hastings Hogs (Formerly Net Shakers) 3. Lincoln Luchadores 4. RubyBartCLT 5. Pawnee Predators (Formerly Vamps) Updated league rules for #SLBAseason3 to follow later this evening.

@LNKLuchadores 👀

🚨 BIG NEWS COMING LATER TODAY 🚨 STAY TUNED @SLBA3v3League

During a late season matchup @Net_Shakers forward Grant Huss and @LNKLuchadores Captain Anthony Luciani had this exchange. These two rivals have a chance to be part of the same organization for #SLBAseason3.

🚨 DEVELOPING: 🚨 League executives and former/returning coaches and players are reportedly in talks with bringing back the South Lincoln Basketball Association for a THIRD season. This new season could potentially add two new expansion teams and one substitution slot PER team

BREAKING🚨🚨🚨: @Net_Shakers star Peyton Hutzel is rumored to be in trade talks with the Vamps. NET SHAKERS: Receive - $100 and Lay’s ® Sour-cream & Onion Potato Chips (13oz. bag) Give - Peyton Hutzel (SF) Who wins this trade???

@LNKLuchadores fuck you.

The Luchadores are starting off the season right, here’s a look at the teams point totals and stats. @Giet11Giet 17.5 PPG @anthonyluciani_ 15.5 PPG Dylan Erks 5.8 PPG Team Average per game 38.8 PPG SLBA commissioners have a special comment from the team captain Anthony Luciani

Cole Krannawitter leads the @ELeprechauns to a sweep against the @SLBAVAMPS. The vamps are now 0-6 this season. What is going on in Vegas?!?!?!

This decision was talked over with several league members/captains. This is a developing story. Stay tuned for more updates.

BREAKING: After serious consideration following several altercations with members around the league, Tristan Bretta (Captain of the @DadsDunkin) is no longer a member of this league. Peyton Nichols will be taking his position.

‼️ 2024 Season 2 Draft ‼️ Congratulations to the teams and their new players! Stay tuned for the opening weekend. Who do you think was robbed? ———————————————-

@LNKLuchadores and their coach Anthony Luciani break silence for the first time this season after a leaked conversation with league staff.

Landon Spivey of @ELeprechauns had this to say to senior analyst @TyreeseCovingt2 ahead of draft night.

‼️Second Annual SLBA Draft ‼️ • Draft team names and players updated tomorrow • Draft order lottery tomorrow —————————————— 8PM DRAFT START DRAFT LIVESTREAM LINK POSTED TOMORROW 🏀

Flint takes 2 games from Team 6 last night in a much anticipated series Team 6 leads third game 13-6 (will find a time to resume third game) ——— Upcoming schedule will release this weekend