slimedog 🏳️‍⚧️

@ekhizubi no one has ever been this excited to see me

pffff ayer dije que no iba a salir y al final salí

the romanticism of undressing someone and seeing their curves and edges and birthmarks and scars and moles and freckles and kissing every single one of them

queria passar o domingo todo assim

@SaskioLoL holy shit

This is still one of the highest levels of flash usage I have seen

@Riot_Kassadin what song is this it's hype as fuck

@vanta_vin youre not punching hard enough what the fuck was that

anybody else feel like they're just not built for having a healthy relationship like ever

@___declanAR oops i use this constantly

😵‍💫 is the freakiest emoji ever if someone sends u this emoji theyre probably touching themselves

@gimmeab0ne ur piercings are so fire oh my god

the only thing keeping me going is spite for transphobes

@d7bkuju someone should murder him 😇

@bunnymutt_ *hand gestures*

who can see who can provide FULL MUSIC VIDEO OUT NOW ON YOUTUBE! song from ODAE’s new album, MOIREMOIREMOIRE out 11th September

the human body was designed for two things: getting drunk by a body of water and Smoking weed

@moreeschl im the same way, but ive made my choice.

Estoy entre mejorar radicalmente mi vida o directamente suicidarme

@AstraeaMoogirl ur such a little freak ohmygod

shut up and listen. heres what ur gonna do. first go to Gelbooru and click on "Posts". then ur gonna COPY/PASTE in the search bar "sort:score". then you add "score:>=100". then "rating:explicit". then the GOOD tags like "anus_peek" and "loli". and only THEN do you goon.

@mereatsshit on god im gonna kill myself fuck you twitter

I boymode at work and not only do customers gender me female more than half of the time, but also a cishet male coworker asked me out recently Do I just give up the malelarp atp

the idea of accidentally discovering someone's kink is so hot to me, like jokingly calling someone a good boy and they get all red and flustered and you're just like OH. oh

@ditzymaru cute and crazy :3

how crazy would it be to text a complete stranger to come give me wedgies in exchange for head