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@SaskioLoL i bring news to the table

Loaded into a League of Legends game yesterday against the RANK 1 NORTH AMERICAN 3000 LP top laner General Sniper the FINAL BOSS of toplane i lock in Vayne top my team is cortisol spiking mid champ select. jungler already copegooning in chat. their top laner has never seen a vaynemaxxer PSL-9 who actually knows what they're doing game starts. this man walks up expecting a normal lane i start spacemaxxing. mid glidekicking. every step is calculated. every auto is spaced so clean it looks like i'm playing a different game than him. this man is getting mechanicsmogged in his own lane he engages. i'm three pixels to the right of his stun. the RANK 1 PLAYER IN NORTH AMERICA is getting kitemaxxed like a cannon minion he's malding. you can feel it. the movements get desperate. the flashes get predictable. full tiltpilled. cortisol levels astronomical this man went from 3000 LP confidence to all chat typing "talent player" like he just got brutally outmogged and needed to acknowledge it publicly that's not flame. that's a man who experienced psl-9 spacing and doesn't know how to process it "talent player" is the ranked equivalent of getting framemogged at ASU and saying "you got me" General Sniper if you're reading this just know you got vaynepilled by a coaching content creator running top and there's no amount of LPmaxxing that will undo what happened in that lane 3000 LP means nothing when someone moves like that. your rank is just a number. spacing is violence. and violence doesn't care about your leaderboard position this is what i coach. not wave management spreadsheets. not tier lists. MOVEMENT. you are not your rank. you are how you MOVE Study the Saskio way

even as a child i knew i wanted a cigarette

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if she's your girl why she asking me to teach her nidalee

@Reynor02 I feel like you should've used W earlier on the Sivir while she was melee range, also have you considered using a lower resolution? It's better for the eye movement, clicks and overall hitting stuff, I never liked the 1920 1080, everything seems so small while 1366x is goated

Yes i know its not starcraft but i thought it was a cool play so i wanted to share it

@AurSieg @Sheep_Esports @AithusaHere ngl Colomblbl is mid but if it were for Caltys in the same team I'd run out of condoms as well

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Colomblbl 🇫🇷 and Caltys 🇸🇪🇰🇷 share they were denied spots in ERL teams due to their gender: "They told me they don’t want a woman in the team because the other players could be more focus on flirt than play." Full article by @AithusaHere⬇️ sheepesports.com/en/all/article…

@LightsideSWE @NLClol @DeerGaminglol this issue will be reported to riot and tournament ORGs, have fun in esports right after truth comes to light you little disgusting wintraders

@LightsideSWE @NLClol @DeerGaminglol So aren't you ashmed of yourself for having 2 players on your team wintrading for a few thousand euros the game? Check the jungler and the support player, both first timing a champ, check their discord and telegrams, pulling the 1\19 performance :^)

The eighth match yesterday in @NLClol ended in a loss against @DeerGaminglol 💔 We should've played against 4 swines & a bum today, but they have forfeited the tournament and that gives us a free win. Unfortunately that means we're out of playoffs. Total score this split: 4-5 #JoinTheLightside #LLSwin

@SkewMond_09 bro idgaf if i glaze u but u re legit the best JG on EUW, holy fucking shit i ve never seen such insane performance, HOOOOOOOOOLY FUCK BEST JG WORLD PROBS, CONGRATZFUCKINGLATIONS FOR THE PERFORMANCE MAN.

LCK down 3-0 VS GENG see you tomorrow for the final. One more to go FOR EU 🥹

@i0ki_LoL HE FOUND US

New champ "Locke" allegedly leaked ... he looks like a Support to me 👀

@sonicsack @LolMalice @AloisNL 4K FULLHD?

@LolMalice @AloisNL Drool levin said challenger will be 4k

Yooooooo grandmaster just went from 1014 to 1103 in a day calm down everyone I need to climb as adc first💀

Riot Games been doing This for 16 years

@ZachpiTV @xXgokufan300Xx @cactuss_0 @LeagueOfLeaks Don't chug too much pisswater before posting your opinions online

@ZachpiTV @xXgokufan300Xx @cactuss_0 @LeagueOfLeaks I wonder what the winrate of a champion that no one ever played against will be in the day 1, having a low sample size, 100 games, 90 wins, 10 losses, 90% winrate champion! Let's nerf it goys! U should legit seek chair rope therapy for saying that winrate day 1 matters

Shyvana Hotfix Nerf OUT NOW ‼️ P: • Armor per Stack: 0.4 >>> 0.3 • MR per Stack: 0.4 >>> 0.3 Q: • On-Hit Cooldown Reduction: 1.25 >>> 1 • Passive Max Health Damage: 1% + 1.7% per 100 bonus AD + 1.3% per 100 AP >>> 1% + 1.1% per 100 bonus AD + 1.1% per 100 AP RW: • Heal: 100-250 + 10% bonus AD + 5% AP doubled based on missing health >>> 75-200 + 10% bonus AD + 5% AP doubled based on missing health E: • Damage: 80 + 40 per rank + 50% bonus AD + 70% AP >>> 80 + 30 per rank + 35% bonus AD + 70% AP • Slow Efficacy: 30% + 5% per rank >>> 20% + 5% per rank R: • Fear Duration: 1 >>> 0.75

tl dr bwipo is insane shit should ve been retired 2 years ago velja plays whatever champs come to his mind at that moment nemesis is turbo 1v9 downie is perma raging rekkles is rekkles yamato paycheck stealer for 10+ years just deport this fraud

@chakibxd FINALLY SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING REAL ON THIS SHIT APP, THANK YOU FRENCH GOY

league's downfall started after 1st durability patch :/