got me a stalker

@skonklord Fwiw the "glaswegian" guy's accent is terrible too

I gather there's a new tv show or something with jarg scouse accents in it?

@Emarged Shoulda been this

Nike needs to fire their entire design department.

@RoughTrade Mono - Halcyon (Beautiful Days) saved me more than once, ngl

Tracks you'd add to a 'Positive Mental Health Music' playlist?

@AdamFriedland Youse will still bottle it, then you will return to the y1d army like you're supposed to

Oh my god

@sturgios Bald bloke - "Yeah we saw Rush play here. I was queuing for merch, but right over there, that's where yer Ma got her baps signed by Geddy Lee"

Absolutely spectacular mullet in the Villa crowd on MOTD

Enjoy yer mars bars lads #YNWA #GIRFUY

@wilber7_lfc Hun Dickinson morelike

Be unrecognisable as a club in 5 years these 😂

@do_not_test_me ACABIBABA amirite

really massive amount of cops outside my apartment right now and i am watching one of them wander off to honk on a little gold alibaba vape. alibaba vape cop... those aren't for you

Jajaja toma por culo puto madríz #BAYRMA

@Keir_Starmer Keep their names out of your mouth.

Today marks 37 years since the Hillsborough disaster, which led to 97 people tragically losing their lives. I pay tribute to their families and loved ones, whose courage, dignity and determination in the face of unimaginable grief has been extraordinary.

@wetworkarchive Monster trucks bit still makes me giggle

I wouldn’t say I have an encyclopedic knowledge of Cum Town, but I would say I have a Proustian knowledge of it, where certain words or phrases or sounds will activate the latent agents deep in the recesses of my brain.

@churnwell Beardsley Barnes Jr the Third yeehaw...fkin septics man

Get your American person name by combining two England players' surnames - e.g. Lampard Rooney, Keagan Pickford, Hurst Waddle.

Name this strain 🫵🤍🤙

Can we all agree this was Mohamed Salah’s greatest tweet ever?

@sostalksmoney "Debated"

I DEBATED THE MOST UNFUNNY UNPATRIOTIC “COMIC” IN AMERICA “Dave Smith”

@luisjgomez So they can taste their own ass

Why suck a politicians dick? I really don’t get it.

Trump started the lockdowns and mocked the countries that didn’t lock down. “Despite reports to the contrary, Sweden is paying heavily for its decision not to lockdown. The United States made the correct decision!” - Donald Trump - April 30, 2020

@luisjgomez @Cobratate Luis would fk Tater right up😅

@Cobratate Nobody saying you didn’t try something hard. We’re saying that you talked a big game about being a fighter and then got beat by absolute bum.

I was raised by men who got up and did it. Even if it was hard. Or they didn’t feel like it. They did it anyway. Every single day.

🎵Carra the blue nose has-been🎵 Pipe down lad...so it's all Salah's fault that Mac is gassed, Kerkez is clueless, Grav has had his confidence surgically removed, and Khonate is doing whatever the fuck it is he's doing? GTFOH

Terrance and Phillip have been disgracefully snubbed I see #WorldCup2026

Hah theyre actually gonna fix this so it ends up a Mexico v USA Final...and you can guess who gets the dodgy penalty to win it #WorldCup2026