SM.

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

I got a new car praisedalawd

I got a one dollar raise today!! After only 30 days badabingbadaboom

@Apple could y’all bring back the battery percent showing at all times, please

I bought great value Nutella and it tasted like great value Nutella. I’m mad

Everyone is high key pieces of friend garbage

Yall want so bad to be someone else you’re wasting all the time you have to be you

It’s taking my all to not uber eats Steak ‘n Shake to my door

Honestly this is gross

Its like I know it’s a really bad joke but I keep telling it

@johnlegend we need season 3 of underground. I can’t not know what happened to Rosalee 😭😭😭😭

Can we just talk about how shady it was for Drake to say "don't make me give you back to the hood" I'm here for it

Life is a spiraling black abyss

Phoebe Bridgers has changed my life

if sex is a sin then why did god make my pussy so fat

Apple music is the best thing that ever happened to me

Can I go one day without ramen? The answer is no

Friendship is keeping two pairs of chopsticks in your bag in case ya bitch needs a pair too

What are boundaries

When your mom doesn't answer so you blow up her phone