Simon Mason

Emi Martinez, waking up next to Messi this morning.

@elonmusk Cheers

The Cybertruck rear bench has three sets of isofix attachments and is wide enough to fit three child seats or three adults

That’s Rhys Oates leaving in the Summer then…..

On behalf of football fans up and down the country, thank you Man City.

Oh yeah. Almost forgot. Fuck West Ham!

Genuine question. When was the last time Saka did something? #CarabaoCupFinal

Fancy needing goals & bringing Jesus on!

Country lines

@mansfieldtownfc Lucas Akins

🗳️ Who's your Man of the Match from this afternoon's superb win? #Stags 🟡🔵

Some fantastic results , so far this weekend, if you’re of a B6 persuasion.

@NicolaPartridg2 @olii_avfc @OP4C

@SMase75 @olii_avfc @OP4C Play that trombone!

LilleFansBCFC vs Aston Villa: 40 villa tweets 4 games 3 losses x2 KO’s Unlimited embarassments C(unt)OTY NOMINEE? ⭐️😍 #avfc #utv

It’s 33 years to the day since this slick Aston Villa team goal against Sheffield Wednesday. An incredible NINE outfield players touch the ball here, before the move is finished off by Dwight Yorke. Poetry in motion.

Jordan Henderson is like that almost empty ,congealed , ketchup bottle in the fridge that nobody ever gets rid of! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@talkSPORT No

Arsenal, Liverpool, Aston Villa, Nottingham Forest and Crystal Palace have all progressed into the next round in European competitions! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Will any of them be bringing silverware home this year? 🤔

@mansfieldtownfc The Zutons- Always Right Behind You

🎵 Send us your matchday playlist requests ahead of Saturday's game at home to Northampton! 👇 🎟️ stagstickets.co.uk #Stags 🟡🔵

JB9 🔙 in the XI

👊 Macca’s late leveller at One Call Stadium

Imagine filming in the Arctic wilderness and suddenly coming face-to-face with a massive 1,000 kg Polar Bear. A wildlife cameraman found himself in that exact situation as the powerful predator approached, possibly searching for its next meal. Moments like that show just how dangerous and unpredictable nature can be, even for experienced filmmakers. If you were a wildlife photographer and encountered a huge predator like this in the wild, would you stay calm and keep filming or focus only on getting to safety?

Keano played under Brian Clough & Sir Alex Ferguson. Of course he doesn’t rate Carrick as a long term option for Manchester United

Leslie Nielsen aka Lt. Frank Drebin still cracks me up! 🤣😅