Shawn Maycomber Jr.

That’s a strikeout @clemsonuchicks

@AshbyJ309 @CockConmander Yep

Tim Lincecum

Something something Israel @TheyNeedWhit

@geofferyhass @jjettasSZN @trentwhitlockk Sending a predator missile

Ball up top #philcollins

@Dbrickshaw69420 Welcome

Just bought an apartment in Memphis time to black out tonight

No one got it worse than us bruh we can’t even win FAKE series😭

@dollardognight_ Congrats wife Harris

Wife making big trek across stage today

8 AM Exam Graduation on the line

@Lee_Roy_Jenk Congrats Leeroy

Passed the LSATs, will be goin to da Lawyer School. Celebrating on the town tonight. Yep.

@JonathonSh92754 @timbhealey I’m homeless

@SMaycomberJr @timbhealey Second pitch of the inning is a hit. I’ll find you Shawn. Count your days

Ranger Suarez has a no-hitter through five innings. Red Sox 3, Blue Jays 0, top 6

@JonathonSh92754 @timbhealey RANGER SUAREZ HAS A NO HITTER

@timbhealey Do we have a problem buddy? If you jinx my only happiness this season I’ll come get you

@dollardognight_ Les goh

Look at us man @SMaycomberJr

Now

@ExpectedChop Another like farm for expected chop

Ronald Acuña Jr. at approximately 6:46 PM EST vs. Foster Griffin

@billy53564 Washed

Big day #unc

At Patriot golf tournament

I would die for my country, Memphis

@dollardognight_ Surely that is the only unethical thing said buddy has done

Buddy of mine just sent a harrowing text in the group chat. “I am now working with Polymarket. Polymarket is invite only right now but they’re trying to get as many students on as possible…” And proceeds to give us a discount code. What a reprehensible, predatory business.