School of Science

It will be 32 years (at least) since our last trophy. 40 years since we were competing for the league. And somehow Everton still can’t grab a single opportunity to get out of this rut. Same old shite, stuck in a pathetic cycle of mediocrity and excuses.

6 wins at home all season (2 wins since Dec). Just 26 scored at BM whilst 4 teams put 3 or more past us on our pitch. Lost both derbies against a poor #LFC. Early exits in both cups. Bottled Europe after being in pole position with a run of 3 points out of a possible 21 #MoyesIn

Get this arrogant tit out the club. #EFC

Keane & Tarkowski again. 🤡

What permutations do we need for Europe to drop to 9th?

As far as cameos go, that’s as bad as we’ve seen from Barry. Get him out the club in the summer. #EFC

We shall not be moved. UTFT. 💙

Up the Black Cats 🤣🤣🤣

Loved him as a player at #EFC, but a deplorable twat on the touchline. #Arteta

Made some world class saves this season but that’s awful from Pickford. Cost us a point. #EFC

Need to put these to bed early. Can’t afford a repeat of Wolves.

I never want to see Tarkowski & Keane as a CB pairing at home again.

Our use of the ball in this first half has been dire.

Should have been 3-0 up before they even had a kick. Barry has cost us that game tonight with two big missed chances. #EFC

Stunk the gaff out tonight, Barry.

🤣🤣🤣 Hard yards

Not easy on the eye as a PL forward but no doubting the size of this man’s heart and his love of playing for Everton. Deserved that today….striker’s instinct to follow up and bury it. 💙

Ole ole ole ole BETO BETO!!!! Yes big man…sniffing out in the 97th minute. Get in there.

“Mykolenko is a forward thinking left back” Talks some shite, Hinchcliffe.

"There's something about Everton – about resilience, about the Club, about the supporters, which can make those magic moments happen." 💙