𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗘.

‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍ ‍ ⠀⠀⸍ 𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥, the friendly ⠀⠀⠀yet extremely unlucky ⠀⠀⠀neighborhood 𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗥—𝗠𝗔𝗡. ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀

@ParagonOfTruth "It's... incredible."

@ParagonOfTruth Wow.

Size doesn't really matter.

/ Need cuckolding/cheating plots badly.

Bitchy white hoes are my weakness.

@MateriaStud @CATSPVDES What the— who are YOU?!

@SPIDERCUCK @CATSPVDES You do NOT want to know, buddy.

⠀ 𝐍𝐘𝐏𝐃 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗇 𝖼𝗎𝗌𝗍𝗈𝖽𝗒 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝘁𝘄𝗼 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝘂𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝘀𝗵𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗅𝖾𝗍 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗆𝗂𝗌𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝖺 𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲 . 𝖲𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽’𝗏𝖾 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇 𝗍𝗈 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝖺 𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒍 . 💋 ⠀

If I had a dollar for every time I've been cheated on, I could actually pay my rent on time this month.

ㅤ 💭 cheating on pete . . . it’s got a nice ring to it. ~ 🤭 ㅤ

ㅤ 𝙉𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙜𝙪𝙮𝙨 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩 , 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗌𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗳𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗹𝘀 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝙎𝙇𝙊𝘽𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝗈𝗇 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐃 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊 . . . ㅤ

ㅤ 𝖭𝗈 𝗚𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗗𝗘𝗘𝗗 𝗀𝗈𝖾𝗌 𝙐𝙉𝙋𝙐𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙀𝘿 . 𝖶𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗘’𝗌 𝗌𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗂𝗍𝗒 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗉𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾, 𝖥𝖾𝗅𝗂𝖼𝗂𝖺’𝗌 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗒 𝗈𝗇 𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗥-𝗖𝗨𝗖𝗞 . 💋 ㅤ

ㅤ 𝖨𝗍’𝗌 𝖽𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗇𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝖺𝗀𝖺𝗂𝗇, 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾’𝗌 𝖥𝖾𝗅𝗂𝖼𝗂𝖺 . .❓ 𝖲𝗁𝖾’𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗡𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗘𝗗 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗗𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝖻𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝐆𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐎-𝐃𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐒 𝖯𝖾𝗍𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝖺 𝗋𝗎𝗇-𝗂𝗇 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗂𝖾𝗋 . . .🐾 ㅤ

ㅤ 𝗣𝗢𝗩: 𝖸𝗈𝗎’𝗏𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝙍𝙊𝘽𝘽𝙀𝘿❕ 𝖦𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗮𝗺 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗈𝗇 . . . 𝖠𝗅𝗅 𝗂𝗍 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖺 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗜𝗭𝗘𝗗 𝗞𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗬-𝗧𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗜𝗘𝗦 𝖻𝗅𝗈𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗎𝗅𝗉𝗋𝗂𝗍’𝗌 𝖿𝖺𝖼𝖾 . 💧 ㅤ

ㅤ 𝖥𝖾𝗅𝗂𝖼𝗂𝖺 𝗂𝗌 𝖻𝗎𝗌𝗒 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗵𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝐊𝐍𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐆𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗉𝗎𝗍 𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗈 𝖺 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝘼 . . . 𝖠𝗍 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝘄͟𝗮͟𝘁͟𝗰͟𝗵͟ 𝗂𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙗𝙚𝙙. ㅤ

Leave it to MJ to come up with the craziest April Fools jokes. I can't believe how realistic this AI stuff is getting. Weird that she didn't send it on April 1st, though...

@CATSPVDES Really? What else could we do?

@SPIDERCUCK Then you can pay for all my pretty dresses , and 𝙢𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙚 I’ll even stop stealing .

ㅤ 𝖨𝗍’𝗌 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝖺 𝙛𝙚𝙬 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨 𝗌𝗂𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗃𝗈𝗂𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗌𝗍 . . . 𝓕𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝖺𝗅𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗒 𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿 𝖺 𝗇𝖾𝗐 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗲 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗖𝗨𝗖𝗞-𝗙𝗨𝗡𝗗 𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 . 💎 ㅤ

@CATSPVDES And when I do? What then?

@SPIDERCUCK Right . . . You’ve been saying that for years .

@CATSPVDES So rich is your type, then? I could get money, you know.

@SPIDERCUCK I wasn’t joking . 💅🏻

@CATSPVDES Very funny.

@SPIDERCUCK Dangerously 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 .