Parker Spielvogel

The first meme of 2023: CABINET HINGES

The first meme of 2022: ears

The first meme of 2021: goggles

Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.

I only met the legendary John Conway one time, but he generously spoke on all sorts of topics. His honest and revealing thoughts on life -and death - seem all the more poignant today. youtu.be/xOCe5HUObD4 He leaves an incredible legacy to mathematics.

I've been seeing a lot of disrespect towards men who order boneless wings. Come say that to my face as I pound 15 boneless and my fingers stay clean enough to finger your mother meanwhile you're using wet napkins to wipe the shame off your bad decision

First meme of 2020: Sea anemones

car ride back to Youngstown; colorized

Damn it would really suck to go to Penn State

Michigan: lost Notre Dame: lost Ohio State: won Me: happy

@patmonahan_ Imagine making your website based on a technology that will literally be discontinued within less that a year

#UFC241 Official Result: @StipeMiocic def Daniel Cormier by TKO at 4:09 in Round 4. Final results: ufc.com/news/ufc-241-r…

@brpetertotleben I’ve also made the switch to vscode! I find the built-in terminal windows to be a must-use in addition to the markdown previews.

@milliron_eric How else are the poor administrators going to make their money?

@GSdregas Are those the words of a future OSU student?

This there a greater feeling than watching Michigan getting overhyped then failing Every... Single... Year... I can’t think of one

@brady_bizon Just watch hockey reddit.com/r/BikiniBottom…

money laundering is very easy. it's drying the money that is the hard part

The Ohio State University Columbus campus will reopen at 7:00 am on Thursday, January 31. All staff should report as usual. Classes will restart at 11:00 am. Classes starting prior to 11:00 am are CANCELED. More info can be found at emergency.osu.edu

OSU Columbus will CLOSE Tues at 11 pm thru Thurs at 7 am. Wednesday classes/activities are CANCELED. Essential staff should report to work emergency.osu.edu