SPLOTT CONS

First game of the season today Let's make sure were getting those 3 points and nothing less!

@Carl_Fish2 @matthew_191 @reesjoey @tremorfahotspur @craigfish92 @jrees1986 I see why your with tasha now Carl ;)

Another loss without me isi boys, I'll be back soon #:)

Tell me how the game goes you bunch of wank stains!

Everyone best show there minging faces tomorrow down the cons, even for abit guys!

Please don't tell me you let Frazer fucking score!

Heard you all played shit yesterday!, dw AVP should be back soon!

Everyone get your scrawny asses over tremorfa park to show support tonight you stuiped cows!

Just shit my pants, it looks like sammys curry, all thick and green!

"I gave him the eyes when I scored my goal"

@GrimaldiScott go away you and take your long neck with you!

We need AVP back into the side ASAP!

I farted and it stinks!

@craigfish92 didnt know gingers could do percentages, looks like there moving up in the world :)

@craigfish92 piss off you stuiped cow! :)

There's more chance of Gary Glitter escaping a child rape charge than Doidge getting in the shower!

Branty and hilly in a bed, hilly rolled over and branty was dead!

Jammo and Evo are now at the spurs! They come from the best Saturday league team!

Josh sage has supposidly dropped into the CM role, now he finally has an excuse for cookie doubling his goal tally!

BREAKING NEWS: £100s worth of cream pies has been robbed from Greggs! Arnt you ment to be resting Craig!