mars

#PHILMATON : phil phil phil i just realized i never posted this to twitter whats up guys

@veryreallybee DOHHHHH THANK YOUUSUSUDHS ur so awesome tew bee 🥹

@SPlNRATE Mars you are awesome

wowza thank u all for 100 million followers i love u all ^__^

IF NOBODY GOT ME NICO FUCKING HOERNER GOT ME

@robocentrics DRINKS ON ME

@SPlNRATE BANGGGGG

Does anyone know if the cubs have any pitchers

1. He's good at baseball. 2. He's handsome. 3. Wait, no, just the good at baseball part. 4. That's my bad. 5. Actually, you know what, fine, it's also the handsome thing.

a lot of people call baseball the most boring sport but i just watched a guy get doinked in the pecker by a ball going about 97mph

The Cubs have arrived in Tampa Bay 🌴

@mussinafan YAY!!!!!!

@SPlNRATE PETTING HIM WITH SOME CONCERN

why does he look like that i’m scared

@mlmcrane for the sake of my physical and mental and emotional health i Really hope so

i think once seiya returns our team will magically be good again #AmIRightFellas

@mlmcrane THIS WAS RIGHT AFTER HIS HOMERRRR maybe theres a little bit of contentedness behind his rbf.... maybe a tinge

@SPlNRATE HES PISSED AS FUCK!!

awe hes cozy

loving baseball is so fun until it’s baseball season and you remember you have an anxiety disorder

@mussinafan yes! pet him pet him pet him pet pet pet

@SPlNRATE um he looks sickly should his enclosure be open

he didnt deserve it. Look at him. Look

if you ever detect animosity from me towards breggy it's not because i care about 2017 enough it's because i care about phil's poor inflated era

@mussinafan why don't you take a look at the phil enclosure too hahaha

@SPlNRATE sniffle....okay...maybe i can trust him........carefully leaving snacks

@mussinafan yes... look he's even hugging his packmate it's so sweet... his hair?fur? might be a little bristly and rough because hes a fucking idiot who keeps cutting off his beautiful curls but...... he's very kind pet pet pet

@SPlNRATE slowly putting my hand into the enclosure Really......?

@mussinafan i know mike might've instilled some trust issues in u but hes very sweet i promise

@SPlNRATE i i i dont know dude his smile seems fake

@MrsUmaKompton @mlmcrane he does.. my most handsomest cf

@SPlNRATE @mlmcrane He looks so cute in his turtleneck

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

we saved phil and sent out ben brown and jacob webb thinking we'd keep the lead for long enough until then. You just gotta laugh