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@DirkHondong HSG Nordhorn Lingen ✌️

@DirkHondong Da sehe ich uns doch ein schönes Steak von Essen oder @sql_williamd ?

@LTorrang Mowhammed Ali

Ideas please! We need a name for our new lawn mower. Our vaccum is called Jean-Claude Van Damme (damm is the swedish word for dust). So People -hit me with ideas.

PSA for anyone attending @SQLBits We have @DKMS_uk running a donor registration desk and need: Donor registrants Monetary donations Volunteers to help run the desk If you want to be a volunteer for a few hours get in touch with me, my DMs are open. Please RT/quote for reach

Liebe @die_rente, es kann doch nicht sein das meine Frau nun, erst nach telefonischer Nachfrage von der 7.(!) Klinik eine Absage für eine Reha hat und schon seit über einem halben Jahr hinterher rennen muss das es los gehen kann..Zudem Frech am Telefon.. Enttäuschend!

@bweissman @sql_williamd @DirkHondong Wart ihr denn schon in Istanbul? Die 18 fährt direkt durch. youtu.be/busOIAqFals

Sag mal @sql_williamd… mit dem @SQL_SKIPPY fahren wir ja nach Bristol. Denke, mit @DirkHondong sollten wir auch was unternehmen. Evtl… nach Santo Domingo? m.youtube.com/watch?v=6kzw9t…

Here we grow again! We’re incredibly excited to welcome our newest Data Platform Engineer: Liz Hardy from Leeds, England! 🙌 Need help with your data? Request a call with us at: loom.ly/Jt_OsgY #newhire #sqlservers #growth #alwaysgrowing #globalteam #worldwide

@sql_williamd @DirkHondong @bweissman Haha, da würde ich doch glatt mal ne Oper besuchen :D

@DirkHondong @bweissman @SQL_SKIPPY So muss Kunst youtube.com/clip/UgkxJrQyC…

This weekend we got the @datamasterminds band together in Amsterdam. We don't me meet up very often, but when we do, we want it to be memorable 2 days of chatting, eating, drinking, laughing. What a way to close out the year!

@__AlexMonahan__ Peer to Peer replication with 242 connections

What is the craziest thing you've built or seen in SQL? Mine is probably the single select statement with 22 joins... I've also written SQL that writes dynamic SQL to do pivoting, which is also pretty gnarly.

@sql_williamd @psdbatools Good news - now we can create a transactional publication... next step adding some articles and a subscriber... cc @psdbatools

@sql_williamd We made it home :/ hooray

And now the next train (which we just boarded) announces that we have to wait for a passengers on delayed train!! You can't make this shit up

One minute..... They "cannot wait" one damn minute.....

@MikeyBronowski @BlackYellow We should visit the best stadium in the world the next time south are around ;)

@BlackYellow Cc: @SQL_SKIPPY 🤣

GOOOAAALLLLLL GIOOOOO (Computer froze and shutdown, had to improvise a goal graphic)

@sql_williamd @bweissman @DirkHondong Bitte nicht :O

@bweissman @DirkHondong Dirk, schön für die Playlist für Montag vermerken bitte

Wir sagen danke schön…. 40 Jahre die Flippers. @DirkHondong

Check out this awesome stuff provided by the even more awesome @jpomfret!

Strange things are afoot inside @datamasterminds

@SQLGeordie @bweissman 999 now ;)

@bweissman say's it can't happen, let's make it so: can we get above 1000 subscribers today? youtube.com/datagrillen

@fatherjack @sql_williamd I miss your "All-In" Card the most ;)

@sql_williamd @SQL_SKIPPY I miss walking to the canteen and going the right way around the roundabout each dinner break

Schnitzel day tomorrow @sql_williamd @SQL_SKIPPY

@MikeyBronowski @datamasterminds At least you tried 😂 next time you are around I will invite you to a “Bratwurst im Brötchen" at a local Football Match 🤝

@datamasterminds @SQL_SKIPPY I am not good at German, but will try welcome you (trained on DuoLingo a lot): "Wo ist mein Schnitzel David!"

Today we welcome another team member to @datamasterminds @SQL_SKIPPY extends our German speaking roster, bringing a decade of experience as a DBA and Data Platform consultant with him. Herzlich Willkommen, David!

@jpomfret Thank you, Jess :)

More great people added to the team! Welcome @SQL_SKIPPY!