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The ability to comprehend sarcasm should be included in the SDGs.
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Mark Peter Sseggiriinya
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Mark Peter Sseggiriinya
@SSEGGI_
Protean Creative| Writes Sarcasm & Satire | Loves conversations | Sports fanatic
Katılım Haziran 2020
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Hello football,
We can't afford to lose another huge talent in @MawejjeJovan due to injury.He's bn sidelined for over a year.
With hearts joined together I believe we can do this.We can SAVE JOVI!🙏🏻
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This is why my mother would bring me extra food 😹😹😹 through her handbag!! A whole buffet would keep coming out of the bag nga I wonder where she passed with it.
THE TUNDRA GUY@believe_kama
Chips for 25k at SMACK Vd ladies and gentlemen where did shame go??!!!!
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@J_The_Lioness @marlene_ario Well done Kamanda 🎊
You shaking tables 😂
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A good day on the road.
I did a long walk from #Mutungo to Victoria Mall with my friend @marlene_ario
Oh what a therapeutic moment it was!
#GambaWithJ
Ruth Love Nshuti@J_The_Lioness
The #Midnight run by @mutungomadbus is back. The #EasterEdition join us next week on Thursday night. See poster for details I walked today!
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@KakandeAlex Bakuuli was very intentional, we see what you did here Sir ! 😂
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I think you have never drove passed Bakuuli road with a fully waxed road.
Some things, you must experience them first to change your old mindset.
Godfrey KUTEESA!!@GODFREY_Kutesa
What’s this nonsense I am hearing mbu #WAXING? Ekikolwa kino kikome bunambiro. How can an African woman who was raised well go spread her legs for another human mbu ba mumwe?? Where’s the shame? Sibalabayo. Mujeewo obugwaagwa n’obunaffu!!
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@Owishemwe Even me I run in a city with bad air quality. Fair point
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@MwesigyeFranks @Akeda4 Yo, you must be the wise man the Bible referred to in Prov. 17:28
Anyways, out of curiosity does 5am find you in the office?
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Hello @Akeda4 That Benz you see there, I’ve been using it at the farm since the day I bought it. There are no traffic police on our ranch, and there aren’t any traffic offenses either. It’s just that my cows used the number plate as a surface to relieve their itch, and they ended up scratching it off.
Joseph Beyanga Joe Walker@Akeda4
Dear @ChrisOMagezi, Is the military operation to restore order on the road including apprehending vehicles without registration plates still on? We still have a couple of them on the road in Namugongo and I see some people who can help you trace others still at large. Thank you.
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@SSEGGI_ @mark_keron Looks like your Friday TL piece is done. 🤣🤣
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Imagine going to Radio and speaking like you still want to win over first year university chics 💀🤣
Next Radio 106.1FM@nextradio_ug
VIDEO: I’m happy with my clients such as Spotify and Netflix; you act for those who can speak English as you do. - Silver Kayondo #NextBigTalk #NBSUpdates
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Congratulations to @piratesrugbyUG on your much deserved win against @kcbrugby , most importantly representing UG 🇺🇬
That said, all our rugby players need to get on a proper ugali diet 😂 , ugali na gym buli daily then we can talk tactics after !
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Mark Peter Sseggiriinya retweetledi
ABDU NEEDS OUR HELP. 💔
My colleague @abdussekalala is battling a severe autoimmune liver condition and urgently needs a transplant in India.
He needs to raise $50,000 to save his life.
Every contribution counts as no amount is too small.
📲 Kindly send any support to:
0775722124 (Abdu Ssekalala)
Please donate or share. You could help save a life. 🙏
Kindly RETWEET for awareness 🙏
#SaveAbdu #Fundraiser
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@T_E_F_L_O_N Last Friday, I asked and people didn’t answer 😂
Anyway, The Ocean at Golf Course is a discovery!
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I forgot to account for that one , but will update the lakes 😂
Maren@mbjorgum
Lake Luthuli in Bugolobi is back ✅
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I not only passed the BAR COURSE at LDC on the first attempt, but also got a First Class while at it.
The Lion was hunted down!
To God be Glory!!!
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Attended the opening of “Embracing Her Essence” art exhibition at @Xensonartspace !
Impressive attendance, I love that Ugandans are starting to appreciate art.
Art will survive, we will not !
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