John Howard 🇺🇸

I miss the good old days when a dollar was worth 50 cents instead of a nickel. #Inflation

@Kittenwaffin Somebody is confused about who is the boss

All you had to do was follow dress code...

@Geniustechw It’s regular butter just costs 5x more

Dear God, what the hell is Casino butter?

@ClownWorld Eat your veggies!

More!

@1Nicdar Oranges have also shrunk to the size of tennis balls.

🍊 😢 Thirty years ago, 225 million boxes of oranges were picked in Florida groves. This year, the forecast from the U.S. Agriculture Department is 12 million boxes, a drop of 95% in one generation. I’ve seen this with my own eyes. Orange groves have been replaced with vast expanses of tract house communities, built for the constant stream of new Florida transplants.

JUST IN: Rochester man in mental health crisis grabs officer’s gun and pulls trigger before fatal OIS On March 11, 2026, Rochester police and a crisis response team went to an apartment for a report of a man experiencing a mental health crisis. Officers spoke with 47-year-old Cleavon White, who was acting erratically and paranoid. They decided to place him on a 72-hour mental health hold, but he refused. During the struggle to take him into custody, White grabbed an officer’s firearm and pulled the trigger, causing it to fire. Officer Josiah Duit then fired multiple shots, striking White. White’s wife and five children were present and huddled together in the opposite room.

@LMIronwerks Wear a bra

This is my blasting cabinet. Hands down the worst thing in the shop. It's dirty. It's finicky. And you see those little screws around the glovie holes? When you blast, static electricity builds up and shoots 50 MILLION VOLTS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR NIPPLES IF YOU GET CLOSE ENOUGH. Guess who likes to hug the cabinet like he loves it. It doesn't love me back.

@atensnut The dark ones

Good Grief! Woman abandons her child in middle of an execution style shooting. What kind of mother does this?? 🤬

@Fishers_Police One more example of why Vision Zero will never work.

This weekend, one of our officers stopped a driver traveling 97 MPH in a 40 MPH zone on 126th Street. Speeds like this put everyone at risk. This is not just speeding; it’s reckless driving, and it will be treated as such. Our officers are out every day working to keep Fishers safe. If you choose to drive dangerously, you can expect to be stopped, cited, and potentially arrested. In this case, the driver was arrested and charged with reckless driving. Please slow down. No destination is worth a life. #DriveSafeFishers #SlowDown #TrafficSafety

@TansuYegen Indian people are totally baffled what these are used for.

In India, a street blacksmith leaves onlookers speechless as they watch him craft a household item in seconds…

@LASHYBILLS Brown down!

Florida couple riding a motorcycle ran a red light and instantly got hit by a car😭

@TaraBull @blubal42 Kick the back of that other leg

Officers have there hands full dealing with a shoplifting suspect at Sephora

@AntiLeftMemes @ICanPlainlySee 9mm “wrench”?

What tool can store owners own to stop this from happening?! 🚨

@NatureUnedited Boom chica bow bow

Samson, a breeding bull for hire, is greeted by a pasture full of cows

@Cjpearson “Our elected representatives are not sufficiently elitist”

Jimmy Kimmel: "Before he was elected to the Senate, Markwayne Mullin was plumber. That's right. We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now." The elitism of Hollywood summarized in one moment. 👇

@TaraBull Used to be how they showed off their new tennis shoes

Meanwhile in St. Louis

@ChucklingChrly It's Anton Chagur time.

Happy birthday indeed!! If you were in this guy's situation where you saw the car throw the item out the window and you were the person that picked it up with nobody around just like this. Would you A - keep it. Finders keepers. B- Turn it over to the police. C- put it back where you found it. 🤔🤔

@DavidJHarrisJr "I have no rational arguments so I'm going with this one."

🚨Former Governor Jesse Ventura: “How can you send someone else’s kids to war if you won’t send your own? So I’m calling on Barron Trump to enlist in the US military. Do something your father never had the courage to do.” Thoughts?

@FAFO_TV Lucky it was just a nylon strap

@comp_napper @Indy_reporter_ You are correct but I do remember a certain guy with buffalo horns and fur vest. 😀

@Indy_reporter_ It's amazing how many people think dancing and retarded costumes move the political needle.

Spring Protests. All the libshits are coming out of hibernation.

@WhiskeySlvrBall @JebraFaushay Klingons only have cloaca anyway.

@JebraFaushay The show didn't understand that "docking" was for space ships, not gay Klingons.

Sad news that Star Trek’s Subaru Academy has been cancelled. Even with Whoopi Goldberg, seen here, at the helm, the show about lesbians in space couldn’t be saved.