Lokishi

Usathi my girlfriend? Shada lomuntu fast

im buying one before december.

Cap.

ey ingane yangakithi seniychitha kojakalasi bamakweRekwere

ey lempahla le, mhu.

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Just did this rn abafana baKwamashu bengbuka behuqa insangu

this shit is ass, and somehow a copy and paste

youre easy just like the other gents girls, youre mad actually

@sodiqSZN Im glad ive never had this

"You're such a creamer" 3days later:

Uber drivers every day in the group chat😂

bad marketing, zimbi zonke leziyngane besised F1

one passenger from kwamashu told me she had everything her husband gave her, she just mistakenly cheated, now she lives emjondolo, CAR, HOUSE, MONEY, gone

Theres a gent somewhere who has her on Archived on whatsapp

uber clients will look like this and look you dead in the eye ethi "im single kusho bani ukuthi nginendoda" 😪

Ubusisiwe umlisa ongasazi iStress sika Baby mama 🙏🏾

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🚨CLASSIFIED SAPS CRIME INTELLIGENCE REPORT ON ILLEGAL FOREIGNERS: HOW ILLEGAL FOREIGNERS SMUGGLE MONEY OUT OF SOUTH AFRICA; [PART 1] So Lt General Mkhwanazi has now publicly said they are aware that illegal foreigners are using spaza shops as front for organised crime & to syphon money out this country to fund terrorist groups, & that R6 billion has been smuggled out this country by illegal foreigners in just the past 2 years. I have an internal SAPS Crime Intelligence report, that was initiated by the late former SAPS Deputy National Commissioner Lt General Mfazi working with SAPS Crime Intelligence. This report details amongst other things, exactly how this money is being syphoned out this country. According to this report, the dominant smugglers of money out of South Africa are Somalians. They operate a "protection fee" scheme amongst themselves. Not even their own Somalian people in South Africa can operate any tuckshops without paying a protection fee. There's 6 different groups of Somalians in South Africa. The Orgaden, the Hawiye, the Isaaq, the Marjeteen, the Maheran, & the Murasade. The dominant group is the Orgaden & all these other groups, meaning all these other groups have to pay protection fees to the Orgaden tribe to be allowed to operate tuckshops in South Africa. With this money they collect as protection fees & the profits from tuckshops, the Orgaden group does not use formal banks in South Africa, they have what they call the "Hawala Banking System". The Hawala Bank System ensures no digital proof or paper work is involved in their transactions. They open up internet cafes as Hawala Bank System fronts to smuggle money. Crypto currency is their latest preferred method of smuggling money out this country. The Orgaden are heavily armed so secrecy is enforced by fear throughout the Somalians in South Africa. Next I will tell yall how Somalians in South Africa are not even accountable to this country's criminal justice system. Even if they commit any crime even murder amongst themselves, they have their own courts in South Africa & sentences are always fines & never imprisonment, & these courts are ruled by the Orgaden group. There's an estimated population of over 100 000 Somalians in South Africa, & only 25 000 are documented. South Africa is facing a very organized Somalian hierarchy structure with it's own government, courts & banking systems within this country. By:#BaasKruger

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"Brother may i have some oats"

The late Nkosinathi Nkomo (24)🕊️🕊️ was a talented student and inventor from Soweto who mysteriously died on the 3 December 2017. Best known for developing an innovative grey water purification system to address the Cape Town water crisis, he was studying civil engineering at the University of Cape Town (UCT) and co founded a company called AquaRenu. Nkomo reportedly fell from a 5th floor balcony at the Upper East Side Hotel in Cape Town. Reports indicated that his phone was found damaged by rain, which some claim hindered the retrieval of potentially crucial data for the investigation. His father, Moses Ndimande challenged the suicide ruling, citing a post mortem report that allegedly showed he had been struck with a blunt object on the head.