Simon Sommerli

1st G/A 200th G/A

We have unfinished business.

Dorgu is absolutely miles off the standard. Nowhere near it.

garnacho’s revenge tour was sitting on the bench in the rain for 90 minutes 😭😭

Kan godt ta over jobben som kommentator på målshow sendinga på Champions league kveldene! Utrulig svakt @tv2sport @tv2playnorge

I fucking hate Diogo Dalot with a passion

You should be one of the first out the door.

Det verste er jo at man ikke er sjokkert.

Cant cross, Cant defend, Cant pass, Can't play

Dalot couldn't control a simple ball coming straight at him and then Fulham equalize. I have no words.

The nets are obviously to stop Dalot's crosses ending up on the railway track/car park

Genuinely the worst United team I've ever seen

Ten Hag spent £250m on Antony, Mount, Zirkzee and Hojlund…

📊 | #mufc all goals scored in the Premier League this season: 6 – Amad 5 – Bruno Fernandes 4 – Marcus Rashford 3 – Alejandro Garnacho 3 – Joshua Zirkzee 2 – Lisandro Martínez 2 – Rasmus Højlund 1 – Casemiro 1 – Matthijs de Ligt We're in February...🤦‍♂️

Manuel Ugarte leaving Manchester Airport car park at 1:30am last night 🤣 via @ManUtdMEN

Danny Welbeck left a decade ago because he was our worst striker. A decade on, and at 34 years old he’d comfortably be our best.

Hvis det er straffe til Arsenal bør det dømmes ca 143 straffespark i hver kamp.

I JUST FELL TO MY KNEES MAN. IF ONLY MAGUIRE SCORED THAT