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smoking on the shit that killed shinzo abe

It’s chill lowkey

Madonna of Milk Enthroned with Child, by Jean Fouquet, 1452-55 (flipped)

Minecraft boobs sex scene

@QuinnPorter007 Alright bro

Typa shit I see when crossed as hell at 4am trying to sleep without yaking all over my gf’s bed #freebird

this is what i mean when i say european cities are rubber rooms. turbo nerfed theme parks. but in America, simply walking down the street, any manner of looney tunes fate could befall you. swept away by rapids, or a piano could fall on you, your head emerging with keys for teeth

Herbert magic or David Blaine

@thirteendegreez Thirteen how you make songs on your phone GarageBand?

I'd love to run a bar like this: - I own it outright, no mortgage - No electricity - Icehouse and propane fridge - No employees, just me - I live on-site - Food is pickled eggs and popcorn - There's an "inn" upstairs: army cots (BYO sleeping bag or buy one from me for $50) - Fireplace and outdoor bonfire pit - Light comes from solar-powered Christmas lights - Cash only, ATM at nearby gas station I sell cans of Bud, Labatt, and Ballantine Ale. No light beer, no seltzers, no fruity shit. For liquor we have Old Grandad 100 Proof, Newfie "Screech," Ketel One, and Laphroaig. If we have wine it's only Malbec or Argentinian Cab Franc. Would take requests if patrons are genuine regulars. There are no TV's, but there is Fooseball and a pool table. There's a solar-powered internet radio that only offers stations from rural Quebec, rural Chihuahua, or Indian Rez radio stations that play old country. Beer is $2/can for Labatt and Bud, $3 for Ballantine. $4 for liquor, no mixers. $1 pickled eggs, $2 popcorn. No coasters or napkins. A night at the "inn" is $15. Six free beers to the man who cleans out the composting toilet system. Three free beers to the man who bucks and splits a face-cord of firewood. The bar is not a "bar," it's a private residence that hosts a "club." Lifetime membership is $1, and you've gotta sign a waiver. I genuinely wonder if such a thing could work. The overhead would be practically nothing. You'd have what, property taxes, propane for the fridge, firewood, and of course the consumables. Might really be an interesting life. Helluva retirement plan; if nothing else even if you broke even you'd stay social well into your years.

Edits are probably the most important art form right now

Bird aura gain off the charts. 🚀 dancing with no shoes, even the queer s #bingbongwaddawaddadingdong

I am a strong hater of this shit right here pick a side feds #getagrip #serviceweapon

Never seen so many freaks and rockets in the same place before in my life. Movie #hotelieprom #hammeredoffthreebeerz

Highly recommend trying antibiotics before drinking. Transforms you on the cellular level to getting white girl wasted a beer and two sips in. Heaven #uhoh

Go eat your fucking oxtails n collard greens Chetanyahu punk ass lil fucking boy get the fuck off the court

Both types of roaches some gummy worms and a sticky playboy should do it

@jjjjjonesjjjjj You say this shit like once a week bro go to Walmart or Costco or something

got my pussy ate at dollar tree everything was a dollar

Studying abroad as a guy is gay. Go work blue collar in the summer or at a golf course. #LANK #shrink #Hottake

Celebrini and McCarthy are we fucking deadass. Give me bedard and jherb every day of the week stop #smokingcrack