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Small Time Napoleon

@STNapoleonBand

Some call us vintage pop. Others call us Midwestern swing. Still others call us snappy. We call ourselves Small Time Napoleon.

Louisville, KY Katılım Şubat 2013
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Small Time Napoleon@STNapoleonBand·
Looking for a reasonably priced Monday Night Football ticket KC @ JAX Save me, X formerly known as Twitter. X the everything app, save me. #Duuuval
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at least he died doing what he loved (checking to see who has viewed his instagram story while driving)
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Ross is maybe the only place in the world where shit is so cheap it’s actually worth standing in line for an hour.
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When you realize this is your last time pissing shidding and farding in the Sun-Ray women’s restroom
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Wearing clothes that fit you is crazy. I’m fat as hell rn (on account of I’m four guys) but somehow still looking svelte in my fit
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Small Time Napoleon@STNapoleonBand·
Apologies to our loyal fans that our new record is delayed. We were about to send it off for mastering until Dan wrote this banger so we have no choice but to record it and put it on the album too. We’ll be in Champaign this Saturday at 6p for Toast to Taylor Street
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Saw an unconfirmed rumor it’s Week 16 I’m spiraling (can’t go)
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Look I’m a busy band (singular plural type deal, like when the Power Rangers form that giant robot or those kids become Captain Planet) and I don’t want to wait til 8 pm to find out if I can go to Vegas or not.
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Small Time Napoleon@STNapoleonBand·
The Schedule Release™️ is the Gender Reveal Party of NFL events. No need for all this to-do. This could’ve been an email.
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Small Time Napoleon@STNapoleonBand·
@tmbg Please come to Louisville. Also will Here Come the ABCs ever be available on DVD in the store again, or is Disney conspiring to decrease the literacy rate?
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They Might Be Giants
May and June we are touring through the midwest of the US. The big show with two sets, no opener, and three horns! Ticket on sale soon. Watch this space.
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Small Time Napoleon@STNapoleonBand·
There comes a time in every band’s life when they must publicly weigh in on Trent Baalke. Apologies to our dear friends in @smashmouth, but Small Time Napoleon is firmly anti-Baalke.
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What should our new full-length be called?
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Small Time Napoleon@STNapoleonBand·
They say Twitter has a 280 character limit and yet we have 282 of you characters following us. So which is it?
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I had a dream we got rizzed up by Livvy and Baby Gronk. This must be why I woke up feeling like the new post-nasal Drip King.
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